What with all the rules and regulations and safety features for kids nowadays, I wonder how I ever made it through childhood alive. When we used to climb trees, it was without a safety net, helmet or elbow and knee protectors. I guess you could say that we were a kind of little league SAS in […]
From his platform on the endocrine gland Strepto, the King of Cocci, addresses his tribe: “You all know that we had to leave our last habitat, due to overpopulation, after the arrival of those dastardly viruses. Finally, since our exodus from the Primal Crap…” The crowd answers in unison: “All hail the Stinky One!” And […]
My head was spinning with thoughts about the meaning of the universe and such, as it does sometimes. I am going to give you some of these jumbled-up thoughts and let you make of them what you want: – Is light the carrier of reality? We see/perceive through light, physically and spiritually. Each reality depends […]
A dear friend is planning to leave his den, that comfortable haven where his cortex is safely connected to the web, to venture into the netherworld. I knew I had some weird friends, but this one absconded with the whole cooky jar. He plans to disconnect himself, temporarily one hopes, from our virtual reality and wander […]
There once was a hermit, who had been living in a cave high up in the Himalayas for turtles’ years(=eons). Devout people from a tiny village, which lay three days’ travel from the good man’s abode, brought him food at regular intervals, taking care not to disturb him in his meditations. However, one winter, due […]
I was out hunting trolls with my bow and arrows. This is the only hunting sport that I indulge in. Or should I say, this is the only species that I can hit with me weapon of choice. You all know that trolls are about as big as a barn and as my eyesight not […]
Somewhere between where the day and night so briefly meet, I slid into a the consciousness of one of my canine brothers, I melded with a wolf. It was only for a moment, but one can learn a lifetime of knowledge in a moment’s time… It felt strange and exhilarating to run like the wind […]
I was travelling on the train today and I noticed several pictograms, denoting several objects and actions. One sees them more and more these days, because they are universal, in fact they are a kind of language in and of themselves. I predict a world where youngsters will say: “Who need the English language, with […]
Now, where’s the egg? Or would you rather be incontinent? Yup, Australia is still down under!
Super-cool, funky-daisy, spy-my brow flababulous and no whoopsit about it! Hotdoggonnit, can you do that agin?
Straight out of Dinglebat Street! Wonderful sound though…
How about it? You most a kind thought in a comment and I’ll post them in a separate article! Doesn’t have to be to me in particular. What the world needs more of, is kindness, no? Btw, this is another way of trying to be more interactive. blogging gets kind of lonely sometimes, don’t you […]
I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was […]
Oh, right. I see what you mean now!
Caboose turned into a cozy home and comfy by the looks of it. Go and take a look: <lick> (left that typo on purpose!) Or I wouldn’t mind having Bilbo for a neighbour! Check this out: <slick!> Or how about Fred and Wilma? Go Yabadadoo! <bambam!>
Another WOW and WAW! Another BIG thank you to Lieven for finding this little jewel! This a a story that lies close to my heart, having been homeless myself. It does not get any better than this. A story about an orphan boy, who at the age of five ran away from the orphanage, because […]
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Step one: Say you build a house in the form of a cube(for easy reference) and then you add a roof that slopes down in one direction, facing the direction that gets the most sunlight. Step two: Get a company to build environment friendly double-usage screens that are also weather-proof. For this you design your […]
I am going to do my utmost to keep this as simple as I can. Please, bear with me for it is actually a bit complicated, but then it isn’t. It’s just a lot to condense into as little as possible. I’ll try and make sense in a minute. I am a sentient being. I […]
Tonight I invite my lost ones, whether passed on or still of this world. I shall celebrate with my memories and toast forgotten possibilities. I shall invite my beloved late grandparents to please show me the many errors of my ways. I shall ask forgiveness of my late wife for the small and not-so-small intransigences […]
Could you show me an act of kindness, please? No, not for me! I had trouble sleeping, thinking about how I am often to busy with life’s encumbrances, to pay much attention to what is going on around me. Shame on you, Ralphie! It is for this reason that I’ve thought up a little game. […]
Did you know that a goldfish has a very short attention span? A goldfish is swimming around his bowl and goes: “Hey, a castle!” And around he swims again and he says: “Hey, a castle!” And around he swims and is startled: “Hey, a castle!” This reminds me of someone…. but who? Did you know […]
Not one spittoon in Brigadoon! Now, there´s sommat wrong with that, I muttered, coughed and spat, I only ask for this one boon! Just be careful where you tread! Even the roaches ‘ere have fled. Do we have to live in a sty? I´ll spit in that dirty pig´s eye. Ma raised us better than […]
Helix Nebula – Wikipedia The Goddess of Love touched the end of his magic wand and then, with the same finger she brushed his third eye, thereby turning his whole being into a sensitised zone. She caressed his arm. He began to quiver until she said: “Go!” It started with a flow that turned into […]
Arbiter – Wikipedia The alternate dimension my son calls reality. In which the string theorists are having an argument with the thong theorists over who is the least right. A person, who could scientifically be categorised as a kid, was the arbiter and ruled in favor of himself! But hey, what’s in a […]
Image via Wikipedia I’m [somehow] still alive.. Check out this blog from “him”(forgot to read the “about me” bit! He y’all, I’m a busy man! Got things to forget and some serious productive procrastinating to do(got this phrase from “him”! Anyways, enjoy… P.S.: To PROCRASTINATE is to liberate time from doing what you […]
I was talking a walk through the shimmering light of awakening dawn, still half asleep myself, when I stumbled upon an ancient portal that looked somehow familiar. The time-worn alabaster frame had writings on it, which triggered stirrings of forgotten ancestral memories, rising like bubbles from a primeval bog. One persistent feeling forced itself to […]
A Crook’s Dream, A Detective’s Nightmare. Rare condition: someone with NO fingerprints! Another rare gem by the Master Bloggo Schloggo.