A War of Strange Worlds.


From his platform on the endocrine gland Strepto, the King of Cocci, addresses his tribe: “You all know that we had to leave our last habitat, due to overpopulation, after the arrival of those dastardly viruses. Finally, since our exodus from the Primal Crap…” The crowd answers in unison: “All hail the Stinky One!” And […]

Reality is Relative.


My head was spinning with thoughts about the meaning of the universe and such, as it does sometimes. I am going to give you some of these jumbled-up thoughts and let you make of them what you want: – Is light the carrier of reality? We see/perceive through light, physically and spiritually. Each reality depends […]

A Non-event!?


A dear friend is planning to leave his den, that comfortable haven where his cortex is safely connected to the web, to venture into the netherworld. I knew I had some weird friends, but this one absconded with the whole cooky jar. He plans to disconnect himself, temporarily one hopes, from our virtual reality and wander […]

Statement from a Master of Inactivity.


There once was a hermit, who had been living in a cave high up in the Himalayas for turtles’ years(=eons). Devout people from a tiny village, which lay three  days’ travel from the good man’s abode, brought him food at regular intervals, taking care not to disturb him in his meditations. However, one winter, due […]

Easter Bunny Accidentally Killed!


I was out hunting trolls with my bow and arrows. This is the only hunting sport that I indulge in. Or should I say, this is the only species that I can hit with me weapon of choice. You all know that trolls are about as big as a barn and as my eyesight not […]

Pictogram Language!


I was travelling on the train today and I noticed several pictograms, denoting several objects and actions. One sees them more and more these days, because they are universal, in fact they are a kind of language in and of themselves. I predict a world where youngsters will say: “Who need the English language, with […]

Let us Start a Fanclub!


Another WOW and WAW! Another BIG thank you to Lieven for finding this little  jewel! This a a story that lies close to my heart, having been homeless myself. It does not get any better than this. A story about an orphan boy, who at the age of five ran away from the orphanage, because […]

Cloaking Device for Your House!


Step one: Say you build a house in the form of a cube(for easy reference) and then you add a roof that slopes down in one direction, facing the direction that gets the  most sunlight.  Step two: Get a company to build environment friendly double-usage screens that are also weather-proof. For this you design your […]

Tonight I Invite My Lost Ones.


Tonight I invite my lost ones, whether passed on or still of this world. I shall celebrate with my memories and toast forgotten possibilities. I shall invite my beloved late grandparents to please show me the many errors of my ways. I shall ask forgiveness of my late wife for the small and not-so-small intransigences […]

Aka Kids Rule!


    Arbiter – Wikipedia The alternate dimension my son calls reality. In which the string theorists are having an argument with the thong theorists over who is the least right. A person, who could scientifically be categorised as a kid, was the arbiter and ruled in favor of himself! But hey, what’s in a […]

He’S [somehow] still alive.


    Image via Wikipedia I’m [somehow] still alive.. Check out this blog from “him”(forgot to read the “about me” bit! He y’all, I’m a busy man! Got things to forget and some serious productive procrastinating to do(got this phrase from “him”! Anyways, enjoy… P.S.:  To PROCRASTINATE is to liberate time from doing what you […]

Multiple Worlds…


I was talking a walk through the shimmering light of awakening dawn, still half asleep myself, when I stumbled upon an ancient portal that looked somehow familiar. The time-worn alabaster frame had writings on it, which triggered stirrings of forgotten ancestral memories, rising like bubbles from a primeval bog. One persistent feeling forced itself to […]