From Mamamia ROGUE: I shall say this only once!
From Lisa Rinna:
A gorgeous lady of long-standing and whom I fancy, comes up to me and says:”Would you like to have sex with me?” I answer:”That depends. Is this all you’re looking for?” She states:”At the minute, yes!” I lob her the following:”In that case, I choose not to know what I’m missing. Thank you.” She gets […]
My Gran can!
I saw a trio. Two men with a woman. ‘t Was rather exciting! Or should I say: inviting? They asked me to join, but I begged their leave, for you see, unfortunately, I don’t play an instrument. 😉
Priceless! From sophisticatedladee on Experience Project.com Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a […]