Quick Thinking Canadian! – Joke


  From Buckle up, Bitches:   A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into […]

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job!


From Higher Perspective: It’s funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it’s time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. In fact, if you’re reasonably intelligent, getting a job […]

Antelope Lower Canyon, Page, Arizona.


From viralnova.com: Reddit user remizik recently went on an adventure that made me foam at the mouth with jealousy. He decided to go inside Antelope Lower Canyon, which is located in Page, Arizona. He had been to Page from France once before, but he was unable to go inside. So now, returning in 2013, he […]

New Ruling Finds Marijuana To Be The Most Medicinal Plant In The World!


From altering-perspectives.com: Ralphie: “Remember now: marijuana tea is good against arthritis and rheumatism pains.” More than a dozen U.S. states have now completely decriminalized the act of possessing marijuana and both Colorado and Washington have made it legal to possess, sell, transport and cultivate the plant. But soon it may be legalized across the entire […]

Samson and Delilah Revisited!


From sott.net: The Truth About Hair and Why Indians Would Keep Their Hair Long. This information about hair has been hidden from the public since the Viet Nam War . Our culture leads people to believe that hair style is a matter of personal preference, that hair style is a matter of fashion and/or convenience, […]

Americans Placing European Countries on a Map. – LOL


From boredpanda.com: Americans Were Asked To Place European Countries On A Map. Here’s What They Wrote: How sure are you of your geographical knowledge? Buzzfeed recently put Americans’ geographical knowledge to the test with a survey in which participants had to write in countries’ names on a blank European political map. Unfortunately, they didn’t fare […]

The News Ain’t News No More. – Pause


From The Mind Unleashed: Can you say, “illusion of choice”? “The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western world. No First World country has ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity – much less dissent.” -Gore Vidal This following infographic created by […]

CHRISTIE’S Sale 2793 Lot 466


From christies.com: Jean-Michel Basquiat (1960-1988) Untitled (Portrait of Steven Lack) Sale Information Sale 2793 — Post-War and Contemporary Afternoon Session 13 November 2013 New York, Rockefeller Plaza And now is comes… wait for it… just a little more patience, tararatatatah: Estimate (Set Currency) $400,000 – $600,000 Ralphie: “One thing’s for sure: I ain’t bidding!”  

US puts all the Homeless in Jail!


Ralphie: “Home of the free????? Only if you have money. Democracy is officially DEAD.” From freepatriot.org FEMA Camps: City to Exile the Homeless; It’s not a Conspiracy Theory Anymore Under the radar from the prying eyes of the public, South Carolina made it legal to get rid of their homeless problem. The people were given […]

Guild of Assassins Mortified! – LOL


From laughorgtfo.com: Not really a joking matter, but there you go… Oregon woman kills hitman hired by her husband PORTLAND, Ore.   An Oregon man was sentenced to 10 years in prison after hiring another man to kill his wife. Susan Kuhnhausen fought off the hit man and actually strangled the attacker with her bare […]

What Tim Says is Stupid! – Pause


  From Dalai Lama:   “We can make this a more peaceful century if we cherish non-violence and concern for others’ well-being. It is possible. If the individual is happier, his or her family is happier; if families are happy, neighbourhoods and nations will be happy. By transforming ourselves we can change our human way […]

Cancer has been Cured (Several Times Already)!


From realfarmacy.com: Cancer is a growing worldwide epidemic, with staggering statistics: 20,000 people dying of cancer every day; 1 person out of 3 will be faced with cancer at one point in their life; and 1 million Americans are diagnosed with cancer every year. The standard treatment for cancer has been the same for many […]

Disconcerting News: Mind Control Technologies!


From BBC.com: Technology that taps into a soldier’s thought patterns could soon see action on the battlefield. But some worry about its future applications. In Afghanistan, some soldiers are said to possess a sixth sense. They hone their skills at the head of convoys that trundle along the dusty roads of remote mountainous provinces. As […]

Dogs Are People, Too


From TheNewYorkTimes-SundayReview: FOR the past two years, my colleagues and I have been training dogs to go in an M.R.I. scanner — completely awake and unrestrained. Our goal has been to determine how dogs’ brains work and, even more important, what they think of us humans. Multimedia Video: How Dogs Love Us (YouTube) Now, after […]

US should return stolen land to Indian tribes, says United Nations.


From The Guardian: A United Nations investigator probing discrimination against Native Americans has called on the US government to return some of the land stolen from Indian tribes as a step toward combatting continuing and systemic racial discrimination. James Anaya, the UN special rapporteur on the rights of indigenous peoples, said no member of the […]

U.S., Wake Up!!!


From I fucking love science: Congratulations to Germany for breaking their own record last month in harnessing solar energy! By the end of 2012, Germany was ranked #1 for solar energy production per capita at 400 MW per million people while the United States was ranked #20 with only 25 MW per million people. The […]

Hillbilly Rescue! – Joke


From http://highoctanehumor.com/ Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her […]

Hawaii, Volcanic Waves!


From MailOnline: Daredevil photographers brave boiling waters to capture the drama of searing-hot lava crashing into the seas off Hawaii. Two photographers risked their lives to become the first people to capture the explosive moment fiery lava crashes into the sea. Nick Selway, 28, and CJ Kale, 35, braved baking hot 110F waters to capture […]

Grandmas Are Great! – LOL


From thundersex on ExperienceProject.com:   A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. […]

Notice to the NSA! – LOL


Dear guardians of the Pizza, In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street  for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a […]

The Sacred Seven Prayers.


From Gypsy Spirit Wind: O Great Spirit, who art before all else and who dwells in every object, in every person and in every place, we cry unto Thee. We summon… Thee from the far places into our present awareness. O Great Spirit of the North, who gives wings to the waters of the air […]

It’s MINE!!!


Just when you thought you’d already seen the summum of sarcasm, you had to stumble onto this bit of crap, didn’t you! You poor misguided sceptical sod, you thought you’d read or heard the lot, well… didn’t you? Forget about it! Let me put you out of your delusional misery. Or not. Actually, I think […]

Wife Rules The Roost. – Joke


From  climber1 on Experience Prohect: Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, ‘Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.’ ‘Oh yeah?’ said Charlie, ‘And how did this one end?’ ‘When it was over,’ Mike replied, ‘She came to me on her hands and knees.’ ‘Really,’ said Charles, […]

Those Happy Pills.


Earlier today I was feeling depressed over some depressing stuff, amazingly. I hardly ever get depressed over good things that happen to me, which is fortunate, therapy costing what it does. You may have guessed that my finances are in a slump and as a result so am I. My ears perked when I heard […]

Is There Sex After Death? – Joke


From “funny jokes & pics “ : A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, […]

The Perfect Man. – Joke


From ronanp on Experience Project: A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed […]

Temperatures! – Joke


From my friend Ricki: :+18 C People from Hawaii put on the second blanket+10 C People from Helsinki turn off their heating system+2 C Italian cars don’t start0 C Distilled water freezes-1 C Expiration becomes visible. Russians eat icecream and drink cold beer-4 C Your dog jumps in the bed with you-10 C French cars […]