Pastafari Katz! This wonderful new religion is growing like there is no tomorrow…
Have you been typing under influence again? Bwahahahah!!! You have the right to have a spelling corrector with you… Any typos will be held in evidence… “I plead dystypia!” UNAUTHORISED USE OF Caps Lock WILL RESULT IN SEVERE LOSS OF CREDIBILITY!
I saw a small van with a company name on it: UNILIMP. At first I thought it was a male escort service that was not doing very well. But then I remembered, limpieza means cleaning in Spanish. I did chuckle though!
I was really worried all weekend because I lost my identity card. I was trying to remember where I left it and this morning it finally came to me. I am here in the library and you have to give your ID for them to record it for statistical purposes. I came here this morning […]
Ralphie A Burcke, the Lord’s High Scribbler has just published a short story on Smashwords.com. Anybody who is interested, go to: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/222573 It costs 1.99 $, but an arm or a leg will be accepted aswell! Hugs from Ralphie. Parody on Genesis, guaranteed to crack you up! The Almighty Bud first created the Prime Mates, […]
Something momentous happened yesterday, which may not mean a lot to you. I sold the very first copy of my first publication “Tittbits” on Smashwords.com, my fledgling creation, my first-born baby has finally been acknowledged by another human being. After eight long months of lying on the internet shelves, someone was kind enough to take […]
I´ve been having daydreams about a bed, as opposed to sleeping on the concrete with a piece of cardboard as a mattress. A bed: a white sea of softness, to swim in while dreaming that smells of roses and lavender. A tender pillow, made for hugging during the long, cold nights. Silken sheets that caress […]
For those few, who might not know what spoof is: those are made-up news headlines. That particular site is riddled with nutters, lunatics and other deranged species. In other words Ralphie feels completely at home there. You can read my stuff, if you look me up in the writer’s list. I am there under raburcke, […]
I’m on a roll today folks! Ralphie’s brain is spinning at thrice the speed of darkness! Let us suppose for a second that Ralphie is an amoeba, which does not need a lot of imagining. Yes, I know! From my amoeboid point of view, your reality makes absolutely no sense at all. As you can […]