New Publication: The Willie Way!


Ralphie A Burcke, the Lord’s High Scribbler has just published a short story on Smashwords.com. Anybody who is interested, go to: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/222573 It costs 1.99 $, but an arm or a leg will be accepted aswell! Hugs from Ralphie. Parody on Genesis, guaranteed to crack you up! The Almighty Bud first created the Prime Mates, […]

Great Expectations!


Something momentous happened yesterday, which may not mean a lot to you. I sold the very first copy of my first publication “Tittbits” on Smashwords.com, my fledgling creation, my first-born baby has finally been acknowledged by another human being. After eight long months of lying on the internet shelves, someone was kind enough to take […]

My Kingdom For A Bed!


I´ve been having daydreams about a bed, as opposed to sleeping on the concrete with a piece of cardboard as a mattress. A bed: a white sea of softness, to swim in while dreaming that smells of roses and lavender. A tender pillow, made for hugging during the long, cold nights. Silken sheets that caress […]

Ralphie Has Joined The Spoof!


For those few, who might not know what spoof is: those are made-up news headlines. That particular site is riddled with nutters, lunatics and other deranged species. In other words Ralphie feels completely at home there. You can read my stuff, if you look me up in the writer’s list. I am there under raburcke, […]