I plead guilty, ladies and gentlemen, it’s not that I’m terminally stupid, but certain things are and always will be beyond me… For example, try as I may, I will NEVER understand women! I’ve talked with them at length, I’ve lived with some and I’ve slept with some, but I do not comprehend certain peculiarities […]
My little brown loo-lamb is swimming in small circles. He loves to play in the bog! * My little brown loo-lamb has gotten slightly dizzy, from making it to my blog! * My little brown loo-lamb has disappeared down the drain, lost in a frothy, white fog! * My little brown loo-lamb had no say […]
I am meat, You are bones When I am full Your belly groans Have some heart No please, have two Have some bread And, birdseed too Tell a joke before I cry Make me laugh before I die You are a bird Without a cage Kept away now From your stage I grieve for you, You silly man Please fly […]
Stripping an almond tree in flower The wise apothecary’s skill A single drop of lethal power From perfect sweetness can distill From bitterness in efflorescence, With murderous poisons packed therein; The poet draws pellucid essence Pure as a drop of metheglin.