A Pending Coffee? – Pause


From Maxima 93.5 & 103.1: Translation: In a small bar in Europe, three customers enter and ask: “Five coffees, please! Two for us and three pending…” They pay for five and take two) After a while, three more customers enter, pay for seven coffees and only have three. You will ask yourself: what is a […]

Why is Chocolate a Salad?


Why is Chocolate a Salad? Let me turn this into a ballad: Chocolate comes from nuts. You can ask this of any klutz, that nuts, they grows on trees, with Polly, Nate and all the bees! Now, bees, they suck on any plant, so would I, I would, but can’t! Because my lips is too […]

Who needs streetlights?


From digitaltrends.com: Who needs streetlights when you’ve got glow-in-the-dark streets? Remember those glow-in-the-dark stars you stuck on your ceiling as a kid? The ones that you could shine a light on for a second to make them glow brighter? Well, a UK company called Pro-Teq is now using that same technology to provide a low-cost […]

A Picnic is a Fun Thing: a bit of history on eating outdoors.


Click <here> to read more! From  Annette Bromley on Expertscolumn: Novels, short stories, even community histories talk about picnics and how the common picnic has served folks and brought people together through the ages. A picnic, according to the dictionary is “a meal taken in the open air (outside) for pleasure or excursion (people traveling long […]

Those Happy Pills.


Earlier today I was feeling depressed over some depressing stuff, amazingly. I hardly ever get depressed over good things that happen to me, which is fortunate, therapy costing what it does. You may have guessed that my finances are in a slump and as a result so am I. My ears perked when I heard […]

Meditation is not easy.


From High Existence dot Com : Many people read about the benefits of meditating for 20 minutes each day and try to do just that, resulting in discouraging failure. Meditating for 20 minutes the first time is like trying to bench 450lb on your first day at the gym. Or attempting a black diamond course your […]

Do You Pray Like This? – Joke.


By darkice123 on the Experience Project. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I […]

My Kingdom For A Bed!


I´ve been having daydreams about a bed, as opposed to sleeping on the concrete with a piece of cardboard as a mattress. A bed: a white sea of softness, to swim in while dreaming that smells of roses and lavender. A tender pillow, made for hugging during the long, cold nights. Silken sheets that caress […]

A Day in Gandia II…


I´m sitting on a park bench reminiscing about times gone by. In front of me on the ground are loads of broken seed-shells of what they call Pipas here. People eat them by the bagload, nibbling them one by one, after having divested them of their shells with two deft little bites. I´ve never been […]