From I fucking love science: “Yummy, yummy, yummy I’ve got love in my tummy!”
From I LOVE TO LAUGH!: WHOAHAHAHAHA!!!!
From “funny jokes & pics “: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking […]
From FB~ Troublemakers These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. ******* (1) “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.” (2) “His men would follow him anywhere…but only out of morbid curiosity.” (3) “I would not allow this employee […]
A now Unclassified Report: “We have intelligence that tentatively states that a very real member of our government(sic) has allegedly received an unconfirmed sum of money in an undisclosed bank account by an organisation that is so secret as to be officially non-existent. This is of course off the record, but extremely worrisome in its […]
From “funny jokes & pics “ Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. […]
From vector8 on Experience Project. Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was […]
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown […]
Translation: A fire fighter saunters into the ready room of the fire station, slowly sips his coffee and says to his colleagues: “We should be getting ready. The IRS building is on fire!”
“I couldn’t stop in time, officer!”
Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool.
Ralphie A Burcke, the Lord’s High Scribbler has just published a short story on Smashwords.com. Anybody who is interested, go to: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/222573 It costs 1.99 $, but an arm or a leg will be accepted aswell! Hugs from Ralphie. Parody on Genesis, guaranteed to crack you up! The Almighty Bud first created the Prime Mates, […]
Priceless! From sophisticatedladee on Experience Project.com Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a […]
Serves him right! from FB~ Troublemakers
Serves him right!
From Spicewood on The Spoof! I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny […]
From NedKelly1 on Experience Project. A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in… She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m […]
Really, some people!
From HampshireHaystack on Experience Project. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?‘ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ****************************************** My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her […]