Progeny by 3mmI


From Cernunnos: Progeny by 3mmI http://3mmi.deviantart.com/art/Progeny-336499186 After the forces of evil had done their worst to destroy all that was good and decent in the world, and almost everything had withered and died, deep down and hidden, life did conquer darkness, for it is and always will be indomitable. (from Ralphie)

Made a New Friend Today.


After a friend and I had a sneak preview of the following art auction: KunstInDeKerk.Be, we ran into a cute fellow and some pictures were taken: *I hug him and pet him and I call him Kenny! (Gran 😉 )* 1. 2. 3. Btw: Auction is tomorrow and you can still bid on among others …

Update From Ralphie’s Portal.


Ralphie´s Portal Home to the Zany and the Wacky Dodo! © [Ralphie A Burcke and Ralphiesportal], [2011] I just now published the three thousandth post on Ralphie’s portal and I thought this merited another blog post! Some numbers today, October 15th 2013: 3.000 posts published. 3.356 comments received and given. 88.803 views according to WordPress(, …

The Scientific Method, Example Included.


From I fucking love science: An example: 1. “I have a rock!” 2. “Why is it not yellow?” 3. “It could be a bird!” 4. *throwing the still-not-yellow rock* 5. “Well, it did fly…” 6. “It’s definitely not a banana!” Note from Ralphie: Do not practice science when hungry!

Are You Breathing? – Info.


After the storm of likes Ralphie’s Portal got for the superb picture “Are you breathing?” that I found on SpiritualNetworks.com, I became curious as to who the artist might be. As it happens it comes from a mysterious Swiss think tank, called “Imaginary Foundation“. They decided to broadcast their ideas, using T-shirts, which is a …

Ralphie’s Published!


Some time ago I told you that The Short Humour Site would publish an anthology with one of my stories in it. This has now happened. That anthology, People of Few Words – Volume 4, has now been published via Lulu.com, and a paperback copy can be obtained at: http://www.lulu.com/shop/swan-morrison/people-of-few-words-volume-4/paperback/product-20532076.html People of Few Words – …

Hello folks!


Left Bayonne and arrived in Avignon a couple a days ago. It is a truly beautiful city and I loved the people. However, when I talked to a social assistant there he explained that I would have to stay in a halfway home and be there at four thirty in the afternoon and stay till nine …

New Publication: The Willie Way!


Ralphie A Burcke, the Lord’s High Scribbler has just published a short story on Smashwords.com. Anybody who is interested, go to: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/222573 It costs 1.99 $, but an arm or a leg will be accepted aswell! Hugs from Ralphie. Parody on Genesis, guaranteed to crack you up! The Almighty Bud first created the Prime Mates, …

Have You Visited Ralphie Quotes Lately?


Here is the latest addition: “I had been climbing this mountain for ages. It was only when I reached the bottom that I noticed I’d been going the wrong way!” To go straight there, <click here!> Or further down here. Related articles Ralphie Quotes: Work in Progress! (ralphiesportal.me) Ralphie, the Bra-supporter! (ralphiesportal.me) How I got …

Go Team, Go!


Will we round the cape of 10.000 visitors to our site today? 73 to go and counting down, the possibility exists and if not today, then certainly tomorrow! Hurrah for the Ralphie’s Portal-team! Come on, co-authors, let’s give it our best and make it happen… A little over six months ago, I was glad when …

For Little Ralphie


“Little Ralphie” You are a bored child And a prancing devil~ You are an intimate artist ~ An aloof poet~ You are cherished and revered~ For what you are ~ And for what you are not~ You are a fool and a wise man~ You are an aristocratic ho bo~ You are an earth angel~ With sparkling …

To Ralphie FreeHeart


I am meat, You are bones When I am full Your belly groans Have some heart No please, have two Have some bread And, birdseed  too Tell a joke before I cry Make me laugh before I die You are a bird Without a cage Kept away now From your stage I grieve for you, You silly man Please fly …