He shall be hung by the neck, uhhh… torso until he shrivels up!
I’m the man! Does he not look bit like The Godfather?
Read all about it!
He seems mildely irritated!
College sex survey is more confused about sexuality than you are. Mao has a lot to answer for!
Chocolate overload, the side effects!
He looks a bit frazzled, doesn’t he?
You’re never too young to learn!
If you can…
Beautiful blonde gets a job as dominatrix and has been told she has to be very forceful with her customers. She steps into the bedroom, cracks her whip and asks: “Right, where’s the dominos then!??”
NO! This is NOT a nude picture! Shame on you. “Honi soit qui mal y pense” is a French phrase meaning: “Shamed be he who thinks evil of it”.
It’s an outrage!
Except the hole should be black!
Does anybody want to nominate anyone? Except for Ralphie, of course, who is the obvious choice!
Now I ain’t laughin’!!!
Now you know that some men are going to use this for the wrong purpose, right! While we’re on the subject, could not a nymphomaniac who is trying to kick the habit go there?
Homeless in the Bahamas? Who gives a shit!
Translation. “Phillip, we are worried about you!” “You have to come down off that stuff!” “It will be even creamier on a hot spoon!”
Quit monkeying around!
My poor kitty’s snacks were pilfered by an ignominious cat burglar!
Cliffy’s got honey on the brain!
Better call Ghostbusters!
Here we see Miss Kanimoro training for the Olympics!
Ga waba lala booboo!!!
Now you can park anywhere, anytime!