Hooter Prayer! – LOL


Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body! But… they should definitely come attached to someone. And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex. Did I forget anything, Lord? Hah! This someone should be human, Lord! And alive, Lord! Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, […]

PERFECT PUNISHMENT! – Joke


From Funny Jokes and Pictures : Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the […]

Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?


There is a word in the Arab language called ‘makhtub` and it gives me the willies! I heard that it is mentioned in the Tora somewhere aswell and it means”It is written!” Which is to say that from the moment you are born until you expel your final breath, everything you say, feel or do […]

Do You Pray Like This? – Joke.


By darkice123 on the Experience Project. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I […]

Present from Lieven 32.


Lieven Grillaert Come, sons of summer, by whose toil We are the lords of wine and oil; By whose tough labours, and rough hands, We rip up first, then reap our lands. Crown’d with the ears of corn, now come, And to the pipe sing Harvest Home. Come forth, my lord, and see the cart […]

Present from Lieven 30.


Lieven Grillaert: “We nailed the hands long ago, Wove the thorns, took up the scourge and shouted For excitement’s sake, we stood at the dusty edge Of the pebbled path and watched the extreme of pain. But one or two prayed, one or two Were silent, shocked, stood back And remembered remnants of words, a […]

Present from Lieven 10.


Lieven Grillaert earth’d up, here lies an imp o’ hell, planted by Satan’s dibble; poor silly wretch, he’s damned himsel’, to save the Lord the trouble…., 16 years cannot be doomed, only youth will be mistaken damn darn damn