Feet-lickingly Scrumptuous!


Well, this was certainly a first in Ralphie’s life! Have you ever been awakened by something or somebody licking your feet? I have, this morning! I was right in the middle of dreaming a now forgotten dream of astounding inconsequentiality, when the realisation pierced the wall of my fuzziness that something strange was going on […]

What is the World Coming to?


I’ve done it now, I’ve reached the end of my tether! Ralphie is ready for his cremation or interment. The only thing holding me up now is this three-inch nail that I inadvertently sat on. For the doubting Thomases, I would like to state that I am NOT Norwegian and I have not yet turned […]

Stuck in the Middle with Linda!


As some of you may already know, Linda is my dog. She’s a mix between a German shepherd and a Husky. I’m her pal and she’s my boss, sort of… No skiving off or shilly-shallying for me, when Her Majesty needs her wee! I am bound hand and foot to her every whim. Luckily, I […]