To Ralphie FreeHeart


I am meat, You are bones When I am full Your belly groans Have some heart No please, have two Have some bread And, birdseed  too Tell a joke before I cry Make me laugh before I die You are a bird Without a cage Kept away now From your stage I grieve for you, You silly man Please fly …

Funny, funnier, funniest!


I just read a story about “Why English teachers retire early.” on the Experience Project. These are said to be similes committed by high school students. I haven’t laughed so good and so long in ages. I thought that I would share it with you all, here is the link:  Click! For anyone who loves …