I speak Blonde! – Joke.


From ShArE ThE LaUgH: On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move …

Engineers Joke


From  livingfortoday on Experience Project: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes …

The Perfect Man. – Joke


From ronanp on Experience Project: A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed …

Breastfed! – Joke


From mewold on EP: A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the  doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.  The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.   ‘Breast-fed, ‘ she replied..  ‘Well, strip …

Girls Night Out! – Joke


Priceless! From sophisticatedladee on Experience Project.com Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a …