“She”, the Proper Pronoun for Chairs.

On behalf of long-suffering Chairs everywhere, whom you have forced to kiss your arses these past several millennia, without ever asking our leave, whom you have royally taken for granted, and have let take the brunt of your excessive weights to our detriment, and this without blushing on your part, the party of the first […]

My Harrowing Horse Riding Experience…

I would have to be 54 years stupid and still go and do a silly thing like this!? I thought I’d go horse riding again, even though it had been at least thirty years since I last equestriated… I got on the horse without any help or supervision and the beast started to gallop away immediately! […]