The Thing about Vampires…+


You know how vampires, in the movies, always look dressed to the nines. They never have a hair out-of-place. Two minutes after biting someone and sucking several pints of blood they have a ‘whiter than white smile’. Never any dandruff on their lapels… If they are female, the hairdo is vamptastic. But… how do they […]

The Lucky Ones?


I saw something funny yesterday. You know, some  people should be allowed to go from kindergarten straight into retirement. Because, for them, anything in between these two is time wasted. Some man, whom we shall let stay anonymous out of kindness, picked up an electrical wire, but as he picked it up it came up […]