Thou hast committed the crime of being a slob!
I’d be scared to go on one of them!
I’m gettin’ me one o’ them, but I want a tube going out of the right one straight into the bin!
Somebody had to say it!
I ain’t never cryin’ wolf again!
That ain’t no Whiskas, Kitty! Vegan catz?? Whatever next?
Ain’t it romantic though?
Dude, talk about having a chip on your shoulder!
How’s that for protection? Ain’t they cute?
Early delivery system fail.
That’s it, folks. Christmas is cancelled for this year!
KERMIT! Wait till I tell Miss Piggy!
Poor little tike, anything but that!
That would really be a feat!
You know, Mary, that pooch is one sarcastic son of his mother!
Serves him right, the philanderer!
This one should become a comedian when he grows up!
Me: Start – sit – Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see you!
Is it a kitten or is it a mouse? Ain’t that the funniest lookin’ critter I ever did see!!?
It’s Ralphie, Sam!
Phew! I almost broke the vase…
This is Ralphie trying to get a bear hug!
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Doesn’t he look like Boss Hogg from Smokey and the Banditt?
This one is for you again, Gran!
Did he get into a holy fight?