Yeah, he’s too fat and needs the exercise!
I’m not going to say sorry for my last post, but there were some factors which attributed to my writing it: I was cold, wet and hungry and depressed because nothing works out the way I want it to or even remotely close. On top of that I had just been robbed and beaten up […]
She´s having fun again!
Originally posted on John The Aussie:
Okay So I want to make a collection of Limerick, spoonerised and just funny poetry. Exactly like Pheasant Pluckers Wife. Or man from Nantuckit. Got any? Share them please (with credits)! So I was told to put in explanations of limericks and spoonerisms first so people get the jist…
This was sent to me by a friend of mine. It’s cute to try the demo and should you wish, you can get a 15 day free trial to create your own automated messages with virtual characters to enhance your site! <Click here!> to use the demo, where you choose the language, the character(male or […]
Originally posted on theconservativehillbilly:
Here I go again, the voices in my bucket need to be down loaded! 90 degrees and dudes are wearing hoodies and baggy jeans: Are they that committed to fashion, or are they up to something? If we can put a remote control vehicle on Mars, why can’t somebody invent a…
That is fugging ridiculous!
Lieven, are you responsible for this?
“When you have the runs, that’s when you really start to appreciate gravity!” This is the latest one of Ralphie’s Quotes, to see <Click here!>
Originally posted on Spotts in the Valley of the Sun:
I have always been a fan of the well-crafted insult – the one that is diplomatic to the point of seeming (almost) benign, yet delivering a well-aimed zinger with remarkable aplomb. Many a great author has come up with good, stinging rebukes that make you…
Does anybody want to nominate anyone? Except for Ralphie, of course, who is the obvious choice!
YEAAAHHHH!!! This is one of the most brilliant comedy series ever! Digital channel GOLD has ordered a brand new series of hit 1980s satirical sitcom Yes, Prime Minister. This is a news flash from the British Comedy Guide! Yes, Prime Minister, the hit 1980s political sitcom, is to return to television with a brand new […]
Nice one, Roly! I would send you some fruit in hospital, but you wouldn’t be able to eat it. Keep slurping!
Originally posted on BrainRants:
You just have to love the power of crowdsourcing. All of us are definitely more pissed and frustrated than just one of us – or just me – in spite of the high levels of rantium (Element number 115) I have in my system. I’ve got some awesome feedback from the…
Come on, people! What the frikkin’ heck am I busting my goolies for over here? Do you all think that I do this for fun or what?(Actually I do, but I’m trying to keep it a secret, Shhhttt!) So come on call up your relatives and friends and tell them to visit ralphiesportal.me and they […]
10°C/50°F Tenants in Helsinki turn off the central heating, the Finns start planting flowers. 7°C/44°F Also planting vines. 5°C/41°F The Finns are sunbathing, while the sun still gets over the horizon. 2°C/36°F Italian cars won’t start. 0°C/32°F Pure water freezes. -1°C/30°F Your breath becomes visible, time to start planning the vacation to the Mediterranean. The […]
Why didn’t I think of that???
I do NOT think this is funny!!!!
Originally posted on Akers of Toons:
Well, it looks like this place is in need of a good cleaning. Why do today what I can put off until tomorrow? 🙂
Japanese astrologer Fowatta Prisa made a Lego model of the ISS, while on a pleasure trip there last year. He later held a press conference, where he explained that he would much rather have taken his multi-coloured rattle, but his mother had forbidden this. Luckily so, for any noise under five thousand gigahertz would have […]
Here is the latest addition: “I had been climbing this mountain for ages. It was only when I reached the bottom that I noticed I’d been going the wrong way!” To go straight there, <click here!> Or further down here. Related articles Ralphie Quotes: Work in Progress! (ralphiesportal.me) Ralphie, the Bra-supporter! (ralphiesportal.me) How I got […]
9 Foreign Words the English Language Desperately Needs Excerpt: “As we have demonstrated before, the English language has some grievous holes in it. We’re talking about everyday phenomena that we have all noticed, yet don’t have terms for. Fortunately, while we were busy fumbling with hand gestures and illustrations like cavemen, other cultures just made […]
Yes, here you can enjoy some more photographs, sent to me by her new family. She seems to be having lots of fun playing in the water.
Ryan The Cuddly Messiah it is!
You may or may not know that most of the members of Ralphie’s Portal come from a close-knit circle of friends on Experience Project.com, where you can post your life’s experiences and stories about anything under the sun, with like-minded people(be careful of the trolls though!) Should you wish to pay us a visit, please […]
Don’t be a Twit!
Did you know that a goldfish has a very short attention span? A goldfish is swimming around his bowl and goes: “Hey, a castle!” And around he swims again and he says: “Hey, a castle!” And around he swims and is startled: “Hey, a castle!” This reminds me of someone…. but who? Did you know […]
I just read a story about “Why English teachers retire early.” on the Experience Project. These are said to be similes committed by high school students. I haven’t laughed so good and so long in ages. I thought that I would share it with you all, here is the link: Click! For anyone who loves […]
Arbiter – Wikipedia The alternate dimension my son calls reality. In which the string theorists are having an argument with the thong theorists over who is the least right. A person, who could scientifically be categorised as a kid, was the arbiter and ruled in favor of himself! But hey, what’s in a […]
Occupy Old Sol, or New Chinese Manufacturing Markets. Check out Old Jules’ site and read all about sunspots and the imminent(possible) solar flare of gigantic proportions. He has some magnificent pictures! I was wondering if the Sun has developed this condition due to too much Moonshine? Have the Chinese been selling it illegally to the […]