Sailors – Joke

From  thesower on Experience Project: Two sailors were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boats provisions, one of the men came across a little lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie appeared. […]

Diary Of A Snow Shoveler. – Joke

From DinahMoeHumm on Experience Project. December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma MosesPrint. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. […]

I Love Animals and Nature,

But I Question People! From  oldfarmguy on Experience Project. After finishing todays morning feeding and chores, I was walking the quarter mile to my daughters house to stay with the grandchildren until the school bus came. On the way there it was raining lightly. The entire walk there I could hear a dog in the woods. His bark […]

Woodpeckers: Canadian Vs. Mexican

From  morganonnet2 on the Experience Project. A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican […]

Just For Fun – Joke

From VictoriaSeagull  on Experience Project! Some Mistakes from New English Language Students: – I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay. My roommate had a toothache this morning. – So you couldn’t write your essay? – Yes! He was swelling and decaying badly! I am so eager to mate you! He lifted the veal off her […]

And Then The Fight Started… – Jokes

From HampshireHaystack on Experience Project. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?‘ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ****************************************** My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her […]

A Marriage Made in Heaven. – Joke

From Warriorpoett on Experience Project. On their way to get married, a couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?  When St. Peter arrived […]

Technical Support From Husband To Wife – Joke

from 1petitegreeneyes on Experience Project. Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning, “Windows frozen”. Husband texts back, “Pour some lukewarm water over it”. Wife texts back, “Computer completely screwed now”. Related articles Husband – Wife Jokes 😀 😉 ( Joke of the Day – Angry Husband ( Naughty Joke (

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You may or may not know that most of the members of Ralphie’s Portal come from a close-knit circle of friends on Experience, where you can post your life’s experiences and stories about anything under the sun, with like-minded people(be careful of the trolls though!) Should you wish to pay us a visit, please […]