A Pending Coffee? – Pause


From Maxima 93.5 & 103.1: Translation: In a small bar in Europe, three customers enter and ask: “Five coffees, please! Two for us and three pending…” They pay for five and take two) After a while, three more customers enter, pay for seven coffees and only have three. You will ask yourself: what is a […]

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job!


From Higher Perspective: It’s funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it’s time to go out and get a job. But like many things the masses do, just because everyone does it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. In fact, if you’re reasonably intelligent, getting a job […]

Hempcrete?


From This Page Will Blow Your Mind: From Wikipedia: Hempcrete is a mixture of hemp hurds (shives) and lime (possibly including natural hydraulic lime,[1] sand, pozzolans or cement) used as a material for construction and insulation.[2] It is marketed under names like Hempcrete, Canobiote, Canosmose, and Isochanvre.[3] Hempcrete is easier to work with than traditional […]

Making Big Corporations Non-anonymous!?


By Ralphie. I’ve sent a suggestion to Change.org via their site, and am curious what their response will, if any. This is the suggestion: Hello, Is it not time that we got the people in charge of big corporations out of their ivory towers and into the limelight? Plaster their faces all over the web […]

The Singing Tree.


From Some Amazing Facts: The Singing Tree. The Wind blowing makes music : Lancashire – England — with Arsy. Ralphie: “I wish there was sound to go with it.” Explanation by Twila Skinner – Designed by architects Mike Tonkin and Anna Liu of Tonkin Liu, the Singing Ringing Tree is a 3 metre tall construction […]

The Science of Procrastination and How to Manage It, Animated.


From Brainpickings.org: rom AsapSCIENCE — who have previously brought us the scientific cure for hangovers, the neurobiology of orgasms, and how music enchants the brain — comes this illustrated explication of the science of procrastination and how to manage it, a fine addition to these five perspectives on procrastination. Among the proposed solutions is the […]

Reality is Relative! – Part 3


Some more jumbled up thoughts from Ralphie: Time depends on perception and scale! We perceive the world through the means at our disposal, mainly our eyesight and it is further limited by the speed of our thought processes. I’ll use an old analogy about film running at 16? frames per second, because that is what […]

Notice to the NSA! – LOL


Dear guardians of the Pizza, In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street  for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a […]

Performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.- LOLLLL


  From FB~ Troublemakers   These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation. ******* (1) “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom…..and has started to dig.” (2) “His men would follow him anywhere…but only out of morbid curiosity.” (3) “I would not allow this employee […]

It’s MINE!!!


Just when you thought you’d already seen the summum of sarcasm, you had to stumble onto this bit of crap, didn’t you! You poor misguided sceptical sod, you thought you’d read or heard the lot, well… didn’t you? Forget about it! Let me put you out of your delusional misery. Or not. Actually, I think […]

Great Aussie Poem! – LOL


From Rapolis on Experience Project: The sun was hot already – it was only 8 o’clock The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams He stopped and turned a […]

Married Life. – Joke


From FB~ Troublemakers: A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’. ‘What?’ said the puzzled groom. ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; […]

Give Nature a Helping Hand!


From I fucking love science The Yellow Pages use no virgin paper in the production of their directories, but to produce and deliver 540 million a year requires immense amounts of water and uses immense amounts of energy and fuel. If you need the YP, keep it! But if you’re among the 70% polled who […]

Lil? Red Rooster! – Joke.


From “funny jokes & pics “ A farmer brought a Rooster home. As soon as the rooster entered the farm, he started screwing all the 200 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, Rooster screws all the 200 hens again.   The farmer is becoming uncomfortable and worried now. …  … The next day, he […]

Number 315.


“People Repair Shop” Everyone dressed in white, all sterile and efficient. Number, please? No name! Conveyor belt admission, one surgeon, then the next. Would you like a kidney? Go then, they’re on sale. Two for the price of one. Don’t need one, have one just the same! Zip ‘m up and, Next! Out the door, […]

Girls Night Out! – Joke


Priceless! From sophisticatedladee on Experience Project.com Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a […]

Stimulus Plan – Joke


    From ronanp at ExperienceProject.com   Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus‘ payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send […]

Does The End Justify The Means?


I´m happy, because I have a problem, two actually. I have found that when there is a complete lack of problems, life gets boring. And I´ve been known to go to great lengths to avoid boredom, just for the heck of it. What the Chinese consider a curse, namely: “May you live in interesting times!”, […]

Mcdonald’s Application Form – Joke.


McDonald’s Application Form. »This is allegedly an actual job application a 16 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Australia apparently and they hired him because he was so honest and funny. NAME: Peter Beale DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be […]