I’m sure Newton didn’t find out this way!
I subscribe to this point of view!
Mom, I need help!
What a scrapmetal dealer wouldn’t give for this! Just give me a second(?), while I unlock my bike, would you!
Here, fishy, fishy!
I Suppose You Could Call Them That! LOL!
Bad parking, Dude!
How Could She? It’s an Outrage!
Does Grandpa have the hump again? Since he gave up his Camels, he is kinda grumpy! For Fuck’s Sake, hide the donuts! A question just popped into my mind: Do you think that places that sell donuts get held up a lot? Excluding by the police, of course! Mind you, there might be some officers […]
Well, it ain’t Mount Fuji!
A Wise statement!
This could be Ralphie on a bad hairdo day!
“Why would I need an uncluttered workspace, when my cozy procrastination-space ‘works’ just fine, thank you very much!!?” This is SOOOO not me! Now that’s more like it! ThatsMe!
Where are my nuts? I CAN’T FIND MY NUTS!!!!
The not-so-wise Owls.
Doesn’t bother me. Wake me up when it’s springtime. Ever meet a bear with insomnia? Can’t be a pretty sight!
The only way to shut a bird up!
Take it from Us!
Ain’t it the truth, again!?
I saw this angry red man and he was staring at me! I did not feel at all at ease. I was wondering what I might possibly have done to displease him? In fact I was getting rather worried, but then a green man showed up and told me that I could go and I […]
Stuff that Yoga up your pipe and smoke it!
Tiger is my Chinese horoscope sign.
The budget is just “that much” off and guess who’s to blame?
It ain’t like them good ole days!