Stop prejudices against chickens!
I’ll betya he has a wonderful personality!
Forget about the Tryffids! The Wells have come to conquer us!!! They are popping out of the ground at an alarming rate and they are breeding like rabbits! Rumour has it that they will be helped in their invasion by Garden Gnomes. We may as well give up all hope.Armageddon is upon us! Amen.
You just can’t bloody win, can you!!?
Ole ralphie on the job!
This is the SAD truth!
Ain’t they cute?
A pee for a pee!
I’n’t she cute?
Man’s best friend and… man’s best imitator!
She’s horizontally enthusiastic!
Ain’t it the truth(again!)
*Gotcha! Not what you expected, hey!* Hey Ewe, I’m horny. Get over here!
And the squirrel says: “Well, NUTS to you, oldtimer!”
Tsk, tsk! And I thought you were a big boy!
Enough is enough!
Stupidity must be in my Jeans, or so Dee ‘n’ A. told me! Do ya think I could wash it out? Could I, could I???
I heared somthink bout this? I thought they already had benches? These guys is gettin’ lazier and lazier!
‘Cause it’s trying to get away from us lot!
Cross-dressing chipmunks, what next?
I know what you all were thinking. Shame on you!
Oh, how droll! Haha, I’m laughin my head off! She/he is thinking: “Oh, grow up already!”