My Harrowing Horse Riding Experience…


I would have to be 54 years stupid and still go and do a silly thing like this!? I thought I’d go horse riding again, even though it had been at least thirty years since I last equestriated… I got on the horse without any help or supervision and the beast started to gallop away immediately! […]

Miracle Cure!


From Cynthia Adams: HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS·        Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy? ·        Have you ever suffered from shyness? ·        Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon. Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way […]

Gold commissions ‘Monty Python: The Meaning Of Live’


From comedy.co.uk: The TV channel Gold has commissioned Monty Python: The Meaning Of Live, a 90 minute documentary film about the various live stage shows Monty Python have performed. The programme, billed as ‘the ultimate Monty Python documentary’, will focus on the iconic comedy group’s early ground-breaking stage performances in the 1970s up to the reunion […]

Answer to Rejection Letter! – Joke


From pix-geeks.com: * I would hire this guy! 🙂 * Re: Answer to your rejection letter. Dear Mister director of human resources, I have received your letter of rejection to my application in good order. However, after examining it with care, I regret to inform you that I can not accede to it. In actuality, I receive […]

Walmart Sucks – Re-allow the Woolfs! – Joke.


From Occupy Portland: Dear Mrs. Woolf, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”: […]

Lawyer Joke.


From Obvious Magazine: Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know […]

Two Day Course for Men. – Joke


From Helen Bruls-Turin: Starting shortly! 2-day COURSE FOR MEN. Accessible to males only! Please be advised that due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the lessons, this course will only accept 8 members. The course is spread over 2 days and will comprise the following topics: Day 1: HOW DO I WATER THE PLANTS… Action […]

Quick Thinking Canadian! – Joke


  From Buckle up, Bitches:   A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into […]

Redhead Joke!


From Buckle up, Bitches: A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee […]

History of the Famous Middle Finger! ;-)


From Enlightened Consciousness: Isn’t history more fun when you know something about it? The History of the Middle Finger: Well, now……here’s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Before the […]

A List of Don’ts for Women!


From Brainpickings.org: A List of Don’ts for Women on Bicycles Circa 1895 by Maria Popova “Don’t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private.” We’ve already seen how the bicycle emancipated women, but it wasn’t exactly a smooth ride. The following list of 41 don’ts for female cyclists was published in 1895 in the newspaper New […]

Guts and Balls! – Joke


From http://highoctanehumor.com/ Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night […]

Hillbilly Rescue! – Joke


From http://highoctanehumor.com/ Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her […]

American Football Explained! – Joke


From “funny jokes & pics “: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just […]

Male Shopping Misconduct. – Joke


From  http://highoctanehumor.com/: After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from […]

I speak Blonde! – Joke.


From ShArE ThE LaUgH: On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move […]

Naval Scuffle US+Canada – Joke


From Buckle up, Bitches:   This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision. Canadians: Recommend […]

Job Ad… – Joke


From cheleshere on ExperienceProject.com: A man goes into the Job Center in downtown Denver and sees an ad for a gynecologist’s assistant. Interested, he asks the clerk for details. The clerk says, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, […]