Please allow me to interslice myself:
I am the RAB-man, the master of drivel. They say I have the Midas twitch. They call me the Midas twat, the Grand Ducat, the Lord of fools´gold, the Quadruple quibbler, the Knobby nibbler, the Roundabout ruminator, the Faux pasta chef.
In one word, well… in two actually: Modesty Itself. Let me entertain you, confound you and hound you, laugh with you and fart at you, tickle you and spit at you.
I am Julius Teaser: I came, I wrote and I was censured!
I am Bart Anthony, I got Cleopatra‘s maid!
I am Alex, the Not-so-great!
I am Don’t Juan, the hapless lover!
I am Platato, great thunker of mashed thoughts.
Among my illustrious forebears I can count Camilla The Hen and Genghis Couldn’t!
My ‘Tittbits’ are worth a read: my very own zany, loony, weird and funny mini-stories. And ‘The Willie Way’, a persiflage on Genesis.
I’ve seen that I have a lot of traffic from all over the world, so here goes:
Welcome all! Bienvenus à tous! Wilkommen Alle! Welkom iedereen! Selamat Datang! Bienvenido a todos! בָּרוּךְ הַבָּא! Добро пожаловать! ᑐᙵᓱ (Tunngahugit/Tunngasugit!) and so on.
Hello, fellow blogger! A peaceful day to you!
Congrats! You are nominated for The Sunshine Award.
You can check http://wp.me/p32YrK-1Km for more details.
Blessings,
belsbror
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Why, thank you again, Belsbror! You honour us too much. Happy blogging to you!
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My pleasure. 🙂
Keep the posts coming. 🙂
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Greetings! Awards time, fellow blogger!
I nominate you for The Cracking Chrispmouse Bloggywog and The Inner Peace Awards.
You can check. http://wp.me/p32YrK-1tx for more details.
Have a wonderful day!
Blessings,
belsbror
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Thank you ever so much on behalf of all of us here at Ralphie’s Portal, Belsbror! I shall start by reblogging your post. Hugs from Ralphie!
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You are welcome. 🙂
Wait for the next surprise. 🙂
Thank you for the re-blog.
Best wishes.
belsbror
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thank you for visiting and following my blog…I’m going to take a look around!
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Welcome, Heather. Enjoy! 🙂
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Interesting Ralphie.. I’m gonna follow your blog.
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Welcome, Rhema and I shall do the same. Happy blogging and hugs from Ralphie!
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ברוך הנמצא
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Hey Ralphie! I’m not sure if you remember me. You were an active follower of my blog Ivannae.wordpress.com. I moved over here to AsIspeak.com and would love to reconnect with you. I thought I’d pick your brain just a little. Please play along and click the link below to visit a page on my blog to see exactly what I mean 🙂
Tag!!! You’re it!
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Hey Ralphie i like what your doing great blog anwei i nominating you for a Leibster award hope you dont mind kindly check it out at http://myamazingoutdoors.wordpress.com/2013/03/28/paying-forward-the-joy-of-blogger-award-nomination/
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Thanks, Erick. Reblogged you post. Nice site.
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Thanks for stopping by my blog and liking my post ‘New Priest’. I love your blog.
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Hi Ralphie. I recently read your short story “Things That Go Vrooommmm!” in the SHS anthology, and I thought it was molto bene. Nice blog too.
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Hi there, Morris. Thanks for saying so. Are you in there aswell?
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Yup, with a story called “The Civilised Tea Party”. Swan Morrison is running a nice friendly website over there; he just needs some input from Greenland to complete the set.
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I’ll go and have a read later on! I like what Swan is doing. Been trying to coax someone from Greenland to come here by posting a ‘welcome’ note in their language,but no go.
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How very rude of the bear. It’s just not on, old bean!
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They say that if you encounter a grizzly, you should back away slowly whilst avoiding eye contact 🙂
Another good story from that anthology is “Go to Sleep” by Justine M Dunn.
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Hello Ralph,
I hope it is not too late to wish you a wonderful New Year. May 2013 bring you more happiness, love, and success. Many blessings and much love to you, Ralph.. 🙂
Subhan Zein
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Likewise, Subhan. All the luck in the world to you and yours from Ralphie.
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Thank you, Blessings to you, Ralphie.. 🙂
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Happy 2013, Ralphie!
Good news: I have nominated your blog for the Versatile Blogger Award.
See for the rules of the award:
http://dearkitty1.wordpress.com/2013/01/02/versatile-blogger-award-again-thanks-miss-marzipan/
Enjoy!
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You are funny. Thanks for the laughs today. I needed them. Love, tracey
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Always glad to oblige. Hugs from Ralphie!
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nice to hang out here, Ralphie, like what you’ve done with the place 🙂
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Thanks you, Roxie. Yours is a mellow place to visit!
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Hi Ralphie,
I would like to thank you for following my blog. I hope the short stories and poetry I post in my blog do not disappoint you.
Thank you again, many blessings and much love to you. 🙂
Namaste,
Subhan Zein
#PS: I notice you have German and other languages, so if you’d like to add to the ‘welcome’ bit above with something Indonesian, you could add, “Selamat Datang”. 🙂
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You’re welcome. Added the Indonesian bit!
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Hi ralph rememer me? stijn from beveren — veel groetjes
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Hé Stijn, thanks for everything you did for me, my friend! Do come again and I wish you all the best.
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I nominated you for the “Very Inspiring Blog Award” http://doodledad.wordpress.com/2012/07/01/very-inspiring-blogger-award/
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Thanks, kawa, but no time now to respond. Promise to later though!
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You Are Loved my dearest friend… Please accept my gift for you here: http://allaboutlemon.com/2012/05/27/all-about-lemon-is-beautiful-and-versatile-yay-toothsome-and-you-are-loved/
Thanks so much!
Dolly
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Reblogged it, thanks Dolly. You´re a darling!
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Thanks so much and you are very welcome. Enjoy my gift for you because You are loved! mmwahh 🙂
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Did you find a copy of Playboy yet? See you in Fuengirola soon.
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Not yet. See you then!
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A possible antidote to the glamour image of Cleopatra is provided by an article in Smithsonian. As the authors of that article, which tacks back and forth successfully between the politics Cleopatra navigated and modern and historical fascination with her, put it, “ancient historians never characterized Cleopatra as a great beauty, and in her time she was not considered a romantic heroine”.
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Blame it on me being a romantic, Cleo!!
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True. Cleopatra was a personality of bravery and valor. The role of women in society has been changing from ancient periods. From hooking up in just four corridors of house to flying in a spacecraft, women are representing the topmost position in the society. Be it political leader, judge or doctor, women are meeting shoulder to shoulder with men in each and every area.
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I’ve found your blog very entertaining and have nominated you for the “sunshine award.” you can go to my blog and check it out. Hope you have as much fun with it as I did!
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Why thank you very much! I shall go and have a look now.
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Hey Ralphie,
I don’t know if you accept awards but when I got this one – Creative Chaos – I thought of you because you are a little crazy and a lot wonderful, so here it is if you’d like it, I will still think you’re great if not…..
http://taniajessicasmith.wordpress.com/2012/03/20/why-am-i-pouring-myself-a-shot-in-a-furry-hat-6-awards-from-you-lovely-people-thats-why-cheers/
Enjoy!
Tan 🙂
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Hey Ralphie! I just wanted to stop by and say a big thanks for re-blogging my post today!! You are the best! Your blog is one to watch I can tell so I will be keeping my colourful (you’ve seen my header ;)) eye on you!
Be good 🙂
Tan
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Don’t know about being good, Tan, but I’m here! Love from Ralphie!
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Your cranium must be protecting some very vlabaule brains.
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Thank you for your follow! You have some wonderfully creative ideas!
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You are very welcome and thnx for the praise!
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Like this! Had me laughing! 🙂 You are amazing Ralphie!
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🙂 I like to follow what you are up to… I am intrigued hehehhe 🙂 Your blog is very interesting…
Dolly
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Yours is Be-autiful and you sound amazing!
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Merci beaucoup Ralph dear for liking “French Talk” to follow me dear too! I highly appreciate this a lot! mmmwahhh
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