Answer to Rejection Letter! – Joke


* I would hire this guy! 🙂 *


Re: Answer to your rejection letter.

Dear Mister director of human resources,

I have received your letter of rejection to my application in good order. However, after examining it with care, I regret to inform you that I can not accede to it. In actuality, I receive incalculable letters of rejection and you will surely understand that I can not accept all of them.

I therefore confirm that I will be in your offices the following Monday at eight o’clock to commence work.

Thank you for the interest shown and good luck with the acceptance of your other letters of rejection.


Ralphie A Burcke.

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I am a comedy writer, oil painter and the founder of this site. Do join me and we will make it a place that everyone will be happy to visit.

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