Two Day Course for Men. – Joke


From Helen Bruls-Turin:

Starting shortly!

2-day COURSE FOR MEN. Accessible to males only! Please be advised that due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the lessons, this course will only accept 8 members. The course is spread over 2 days and will comprise the following topics:

Day 1:

HOW DO I WATER THE PLANTS…
Action plan and slide show.

TOILET ROLLS: DO THEY GROW (UNFERTILISED) ON THE HOLDER?
Group discussion.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Practicing with different kinds of hampers (visualisation training).

IS IT GENETICALLY SPEAKING POSSIBLE TO SIT STILL, WHILE YOUR WIFE IS PARKING?
Driving simulator.

THE REMOTE CONTROL;
Letting go of the remote: help line and various discussion groups.

HOW TO FIND THINGS;
Training in looking in the right place, instead of creating havoc by screaming at the top of your lungs. Open forum.

Day 2:

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: REFRIGERATOR OR BIN?
Group discussion and role play.

DEBUNKING THE MYTH: BRINGING HOME FLOWERS FOR THE WIFE IS NOT HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!
Powerpoint presentation.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN THEY ARE LOST – RECOGNISING WHEN YOU ARE LOST…
True story of a man who actually tried it.

THE DISHES: DO THEY FLY TO THE SINK/DISHWASHER OF AND BY THEMSELVES?
Debate with a couple of (female) experts.

BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND PARTNER.
Practice lessons (in amongst others abstaining from sulking) and role play.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING BUDDY.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

LETTING GO: HOW TO LEARN TO ACCEPT THAT YOU CAN NEVER BE RIGHT (BEING A MAN…)
Personal coaching possible.

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