From Boo F*ckem Hoo:

“Best College Life Hacks – College can be difficult! Studying, sleeping, eating, socializing — how can you do it all? Some of these hacks may help.”

Ralphie: “Although rumour has it that there may have been earlier patents on these matters. One is supposed to be held by Mrs. Harrumph, a Neanderthal from the plasticine era!”