December 18, 2013 – Ralphie´s Portal

Close Encounters of a Kinder Kind V

Via (alias) Bob Whiley: Sheila Ross-Kuhn: “The reason most children have an affinity for animals is because they are freshly exhaled from the sacred place that is closest to the heart of The Divine.”

Honey, Help Me Zip Up the Floor! – LOL

From Artbook: {Creative Installation By Artist Jun Kitagawa}

The Reaper’s Pissed Off! – LOL

From Boo F*ckem Hoo:

Hor-ri-ble! – LOLLL

From Boo F*ckem Hoo: * Ohhhh, the inflorability of it, gruesome! * I would like to point out that this picture was photoshopped, because trees would never sit around a fire. Duhhh!

From Rivelino Escultor: The perpetrator had red hair and only one ear. The police have put out an all-points bulletin for him. Be on the lookout!!! Any clues can be phoned through to inspector Clouseau of the Sûreté. 0031_FROG0000001. Do not attempt to apprehend the culprit yourself as he is armed and dangeroose.