From us here on Ralphie’s Portal, wishing all our readers and their loved ones a warm, exiting, brilliant year’s ending and a merry, bright 2014.
Monthly Archives: December 2013
Connect to Porky’s Network! – LOL
From L’art du trolling:
2013 in review! Cheers…
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 46,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 17 sold-out performances for that many …
A Pending Coffee? – Pause
From Maxima 93.5 & 103.1: Translation: In a small bar in Europe, three customers enter and ask: “Five coffees, please! Two for us and three pending…” They pay for five and take two) After a while, three more customers enter, pay for seven coffees and only have three. You will ask yourself: what is a …
Happy Float-Day on Januari Fourth!
From news-hound.net: It has been revealed by the British astronomer Patrick Moore that, on the morning of January 4th 2014, an extraordinary astronomical event will occur. At exactly 9:47 am, the planet Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to the Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two …
Prix Lighthouse Award
Originally posted on D A L A V O I E – A U T E U R:
Lighthouse Award: – I would like to sincerely thank Babylonmagus, Dreams are the poetic expression of the soul, at http://dreampoetica.wordpress.com/ for thinking of me and giving me this seductive Aaward! – Je désire sincèrement remercier Babylonmagus, Dreams…
Ozzy, Stop Scaring the Littl’uns! – LOL
From ShArE ThE LaUgH:
The Ultimate Punishment! – LOL
From Boo F*ckem Hoo:
This Duck is a Quack! – LOL
From Animalia: And the fact that he’s a goose, doesn’t change that one little bit! 🙂
How Dolphins Get High!
From dailymail.co.uk: Ralphie: “Dolphins getting high? That does it, if next they develop karaoke for themselves, they can run for president!” What does a dolphin use to get high? A toxic puffer fish that makes them lapse into a trance-like state The footage features in TV series Dolphins: Spy in the Pod Series uses several …
Women, You Are Naturally Beautiful!!!
From Collective Evolution: It Finally Exists: A Women’s Magazine With No Photoshop! Verily Magazine’s no photoshop policy proves the power of authentic beauty. It is no secret that the majority of the fashion industry utilizes extensive photoshop techniques in their advertising and magazines. Verily magazine has taken on the big task of creating a magazine aimed …
Great Leaders? – Pause
From This Page Will Blow Your Mind: I would respectfully tell Dr. Cornel West that what we need is for loving, caring and nurturing people, of which there are enough, to wake up to the truth, and then for the lowliest and the humblest among us to lead us, as they would their own family.
Wrong Boob, Son! – LOL
From http://www.arteide.it:
On Passion…
From Sin Madison:
Prison! – LOL
From Helen Bruls-Turin:
There’s a Lot of Meraki in This Portal!
From Aura-etheric body-chi energy:
Coping With Grief.
From Bob Whiley(Sheila’s alias on FB): Grief is a process that is never truly complete on this side of life. For instance, we were out shopping at the after holiday sales when I spotted a mother and her teenaged daughter. The girl was lovely, she was slender with flowing auburn hair, she had a lovely …
Wait a Minute, WordPress!
Look at this cutout from my stats! According to our esteemed WordPress, I’ve had one visitor, but he or she originated from four countries(see views). You are you trying to kid, folks?
Tree Sex is Disgusting! – LOL
From I fucking love science: I shall refrain from comments, thank you!
Why I Dearly Love My Gran…
A lot of you may not know this, but my wonderful Gran, Sheila, co-author here on the portal, lost her beautiful daughter Miss Emmy at the tender age of twenty-two(Miss Emmy was). Her passing is mourned by many, who knew this darling young woman and even by those who didn’t, including yours truly. My Gran …
A New Perspective! – LOL
From Ее Кенни:
Banana Hack! – LOL
Well, I’ll be! I’m trying this next time. That’s me, learning from monkeys… From I Want To Be 100% Organic:
Love Will Find Its Way! – Pause
From Rumi: Love will find its way through all languages on its own.
Laugh You Would!? – LOL
Turn you into a turd I should! From Diane Macfarlane:
Use Your Imagination! – Pause
From Dr. Wayne W. Dyer:
Black Hole Magick! – LOL
From DJ Billy Daniel Bunter: * It’s everywhere! *
P-Mail: K9’s Only! – LOL
From Boo F*ckem Hoo:
About Match.com $ex! – LOL
From Boo F*ckem Hoo: * It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be! *
US Colleges Invent Hot Water! – LOL
From Boo F*ckem Hoo: “Best College Life Hacks – College can be difficult! Studying, sleeping, eating, socializing — how can you do it all? Some of these hacks may help.” Ralphie: “Although rumour has it that there may have been earlier patents on these matters. One is supposed to be held by Mrs. Harrumph, a …
Christmas Down Under! – LOL
From The secret to humor is surprise.:
