From us here on Ralphie’s Portal, wishing all our readers and their loved ones a warm, exiting, brilliant year’s ending and a merry, bright 2014.
From L’art du trolling:
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 46,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 17 sold-out performances for that many […]
From Maxima 93.5 & 103.1: Translation: In a small bar in Europe, three customers enter and ask: “Five coffees, please! Two for us and three pending…” They pay for five and take two) After a while, three more customers enter, pay for seven coffees and only have three. You will ask yourself: what is a […]
From news-hound.net: It has been revealed by the British astronomer Patrick Moore that, on the morning of January 4th 2014, an extraordinary astronomical event will occur. At exactly 9:47 am, the planet Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to the Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two […]
Originally posted on M'ÊTRE-MOTS:
Lighthouse Award: – I would like to sincerely thank Babylonmagus, Dreams are the poetic expression of the soul, at http://dreampoetica.wordpress.com/ for thinking of me and giving me this seductive Aaward! – Je désire sincèrement remercier Babylonmagus, Dreams are the poetic expression of the soul, au http://dreampoetica.wordpress.com/ pour avoir pensé à…
From ShArE ThE LaUgH:
From Boo F*ckem Hoo:
From Animalia: And the fact that he’s a goose, doesn’t change that one little bit! 🙂
From dailymail.co.uk: Ralphie: “Dolphins getting high? That does it, if next they develop karaoke for themselves, they can run for president!” What does a dolphin use to get high? A toxic puffer fish that makes them lapse into a trance-like state The footage features in TV series Dolphins: Spy in the Pod Series uses several […]
From Collective Evolution: It Finally Exists: A Women’s Magazine With No Photoshop! Verily Magazine’s no photoshop policy proves the power of authentic beauty. It is no secret that the majority of the fashion industry utilizes extensive photoshop techniques in their advertising and magazines. Verily magazine has taken on the big task of creating a magazine aimed […]
From This Page Will Blow Your Mind: I would respectfully tell Dr. Cornel West that what we need is for loving, caring and nurturing people, of which there are enough, to wake up to the truth, and then for the lowliest and the humblest among us to lead us, as they would their own family.
From Sin Madison:
From Helen Bruls-Turin:
From Aura-etheric body-chi energy:
From Bob Whiley(Sheila’s alias on FB): Grief is a process that is never truly complete on this side of life. For instance, we were out shopping at the after holiday sales when I spotted a mother and her teenaged daughter. The girl was lovely, she was slender with flowing auburn hair, she had a lovely […]
Look at this cutout from my stats! According to our esteemed WordPress, I’ve had one visitor, but he or she originated from four countries(see views). You are you trying to kid, folks?
From I fucking love science: I shall refrain from comments, thank you!
A lot of you may not know this, but my wonderful Gran, Sheila, co-author here on the portal, lost her beautiful daughter Miss Emmy at the tender age of twenty-two(Miss Emmy was). Her passing is mourned by many, who knew this darling young woman and even by those who didn’t, including yours truly. My Gran […]
From Ее Кенни:
Well, I’ll be! I’m trying this next time. That’s me, learning from monkeys… From I Want To Be 100% Organic:
From Rumi: Love will find its way through all languages on its own.
Turn you into a turd I should! From Diane Macfarlane:
From Dr. Wayne W. Dyer:
From DJ Billy Daniel Bunter: * It’s everywhere! *
From Boo F*ckem Hoo:
From Boo F*ckem Hoo: * It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be! *
From Boo F*ckem Hoo: “Best College Life Hacks – College can be difficult! Studying, sleeping, eating, socializing — how can you do it all? Some of these hacks may help.” Ralphie: “Although rumour has it that there may have been earlier patents on these matters. One is supposed to be held by Mrs. Harrumph, a […]
From The secret to humor is surprise.: