December 2013 – Ralphie´s Portal

Have a Whale of a Party, Folks!

From us here on Ralphie’s Portal, wishing all our readers and their loved ones a warm, exiting, brilliant year’s ending and a merry, bright 2014.

News of Great Portent!

I shall spin a web of wily tales, for spiders to ponder, and mutter in wonder: “A marvel ‘t falls not asunder!” For bees to buzz around, inquisitive-like and nosy, and perhaps to drop some honey, to sweeten it even more. Fire-flies ‘ll burst into flame, at the magic of its splendour, asking themselves the […]

Connect to Porky’s Network! – LOL

From L’art du trolling:

2013 in review! Cheers…

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 46,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 17 sold-out performances for that many […]

A Pending Coffee? – Pause

From Maxima 93.5 & 103.1: Translation: In a small bar in Europe, three customers enter and ask: “Five coffees, please! Two for us and three pending…” They pay for five and take two) After a while, three more customers enter, pay for seven coffees and only have three. You will ask yourself: what is a […]

The Leaf.

This leaf is not a leaf. It is pure joy of being. It was already there , when the Sun was born. And will still be there, for the birth of the next, perhaps as part of it…

Happy Float-Day on Januari Fourth!

From news-hound.net: It has been revealed by the British astronomer Patrick Moore that, on the morning of January 4th 2014, an extraordinary astronomical event will occur. At exactly 9:47 am, the planet Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to the Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two […]

Prix Lighthouse Award

Originally posted on M'ÊTRE-MOTS:
Lighthouse Award: – I would like to sincerely thank Babylonmagus, Dreams are the poetic expression of the soul, at http://dreampoetica.wordpress.com/ for thinking of me and giving me this seductive Aaward! – Je désire sincèrement remercier Babylonmagus, Dreams are the poetic expression of the soul, au http://dreampoetica.wordpress.com/ pour avoir pensé à…

Ozzy, Stop Scaring the Littl’uns! – LOL

From ShArE ThE LaUgH:

The Ultimate Punishment! – LOL

From Boo F*ckem Hoo:

This Duck is a Quack! – LOL

From Animalia: And the fact that he’s a goose, doesn’t change that one little bit! 🙂

How Dolphins Get High!

From dailymail.co.uk: Ralphie: “Dolphins getting high? That does it, if next they develop karaoke for themselves, they can run for president!” What does a dolphin use to get high? A toxic puffer fish that makes them lapse into a trance-like state The footage features in TV series Dolphins: Spy in the Pod Series uses several […]

Women, You Are Naturally Beautiful!!!

From Collective Evolution: It Finally Exists: A Women’s Magazine With No Photoshop! Verily Magazine’s no photoshop policy proves the power of authentic beauty. It is no secret that the majority of the fashion industry utilizes extensive photoshop techniques in their advertising and magazines. Verily magazine has taken on the big task of creating a magazine aimed […]

Great Leaders? – Pause

From This Page Will Blow Your Mind: I would respectfully tell Dr. Cornel West that what we need is for loving, caring and nurturing people, of which there are enough, to wake up to the truth, and then for the lowliest and the humblest among us to lead us, as they would their own family.

Wrong Boob, Son! – LOL

From http://www.arteide.it:

On Passion…

From Sin Madison:

Prison! – LOL

From Helen Bruls-Turin:

There’s a Lot of Meraki in This Portal!

From Aura-etheric body-chi energy:

Coping With Grief.

From Bob Whiley(Sheila’s alias on FB): Grief is a process that is never truly complete on this side of life. For instance, we were out shopping at the after holiday sales when I spotted a mother and her teenaged daughter. The girl was lovely, she was slender with flowing auburn hair, she had a lovely […]

I’m Growing Tiny Suns.

Up in my rickety attic, I’m growing tiny suns, filled with bubbling happiness, to release to all the sad people, everywhere in this world. 🙂

Wait a Minute, WordPress!

Look at this cutout from my stats! According to our esteemed WordPress, I’ve had one visitor, but he or she originated from four countries(see views). You are you trying to kid, folks?

Tree Sex is Disgusting! – LOL

From I fucking love science: I shall refrain from comments, thank you!

Why I Dearly Love My Gran…

A lot of you may not know this, but my wonderful Gran, Sheila, co-author here on the portal, lost her beautiful daughter Miss Emmy at the tender age of twenty-two(Miss Emmy was). Her passing is mourned by many, who knew this darling young woman and even by those who didn’t, including yours truly. My Gran […]

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