Not really a joking matter, but there you go…
Oregon woman kills hitman hired by her husband
An Oregon man was sentenced to 10 years in prison after hiring another man to kill his wife.
Susan Kuhnhausen fought off the hit man and actually strangled the attacker with her bare hands killing him.
In September 2006, Susan found an intruder in her southeast Portland home.
“I saw a man step out of the shadows and he began to hit me in the head and the face with a hammer,” said Kuhnhausen.
For the first time publicly, she described how, fearing for her life, she fought back.
“I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self-defense – the claw end would work the best,” said Kuhnhausen.
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