Loosing it…

Peach lobotomy
Peach lobotomy (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I’ve a Ph.D. in inefficiency,
achieved without lobotomy!
I’m a Doctor of Dyslexia,
and my brain has anorexia.

My cortex was too short,
but Mum wouldn’t abort!
I have an allergy to pink,
and a disturbing wink.

But my one saving grace
is my ever-smiling face,
cause you can’t lose your cool,
when you’re approached by a fool!

Published by raburcke

I am a comedy writer, oil painter and the founder of this site. Do join me and we will make it a place that everyone will be happy to visit.

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