I don’t believe that I shall have to point the scientists in the right direction yet again… What are these guys with their rulers and brains to spare up to all day long? I will give them a way to give us all free lighting and I shall start my solution with those immortal words […]
From I fucking love science: Drawing and quartering isn’t enough for rapscallions such as these!
I’ve a Ph.D. in inefficiency, achieved without lobotomy! I’m a Doctor of Dyslexia, and my brain has anorexia. My cortex was too short, but Mum wouldn’t abort! I have an allergy to pink, and a disturbing wink. But my one saving grace is my ever-smiling face, cause you can’t lose your cool, when you’re approached […]