To Say Yes Or Not…

Godzilla Generations: Maximum Impact
Godzilla Generations: Maximum Impact (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A gorgeous lady of long-standing and whom I fancy, comes up to me and says:”Would you like to have sex with me?”

I answer:”That depends. Is this all you’re looking for?”

She states:”At the minute, yes!”

I lob her the following:”In that case, I choose not to know what I’m missing. Thank you.”

She gets mad and goes:”You must be joking. I’ve seen the way you look at me. Are you a man or a mouse?”

Refusing to play this game, I answer:”I suppose I’m a mouse then. Cheerio!”

The next day we meet again and she greets me with a loud:”Hello, mickey!”

To which I joyously shout:”Well, if it isn’t Godzilla, the man-eater!”

She is not impressed, for some reason, but still asks:”Why did you refuse me yesterday?”

I answer:”Well, I’m half in love with you already and if we were to have sex and my feelings for you blossom into a raging fire, only for you to consequently say that it had been very nice and that you might see me again some day and Ciao! Then I would be royally fucked, wouldn’t I?”

“But now you’ll never will be royally fucked, because that was a one time offer!”

“Fine!” I say, “Have a nice life and goodbye!”, which made her angry again. I don’t think I will ever fathom what women are about…

Ladies, any comments? Gents, you can put your two cents’ worth in aswell.


Published by raburcke

I am a comedy writer, oil painter and the founder of this site. Do join me and we will make it a place that everyone will be happy to visit.

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