Following a visit from social services, Mister Jim-Bob Hogg, spokes-redneck for the Hogg family, made the following statement to the authorities:
“My brother Carl is not a relative, he’s irrelevant. The verdict on my sister Caroline is still out. My niece is still in the experimental phase and for cousin Cletus we’ve declared a miss-trial.
No comments shall be forthcoming about other specimens of the family and this for legal reasons. But for the record, where my stepsister May-Belle is concerned, I plead the fifth!”