Might not the English language be served well by a selection of phrases to replace the oh so overused “Fuck you!” or “Fuck off!”? I have nothing whatsoever against the act that the verb implies, or rather states so forcefully, but I do not see the need to pepper every sentence with it. Why not try to come up with some utterances that show a trifle more sophistication, a tad more panache, for I for one do so dislike the ordinary. Let us re-educate our sailors, prostitutes and other less savoury individuals, such as lawyers(my apologies to the ladies of the night, btw).
Something along the lines of a friendly:
“I fear you would not have made it out of Gomorrah, my dear chap!” or a gentle
“May the good Lord bless you with a cortex sometime soon!” for the blissfully obtuse.
Should not the “Silence of the Mutton” prevail over the shrieks of blondes? Could you all please help me compile a list of understated phrases for asking people to kindly make themselves scarce? Would the following examples not be more pleasing to the ears?:
“Please step outside and see if I’m there!”
“I’ll get back to you when I can’t!”
“Please come and see me when I’m out!”
“A good listener would have left by now!”
I shall avidly await your linguistic concoctions and fornicatory salutations to you all!
P.S.: More dislocution coming soon…