Job Ad… – Joke


English: Look at Downtown Billings, Montana, USA
English: Look at Downtown Billings, Montana, USA (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From cheleshere on ExperienceProject.com:

A man goes into the Job Center in downtown Denver and sees an ad for a gynecologist’s assistant. Interested, he asks the clerk for details.

The clerk says, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and rub soothing oils into their private parts so they’re ready for their examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you’ll have to go to Billings, Montana.”

“Good grief,” exclaims the man. “Is that where the job is?”

“No sir,” says the clerk. “That’s where the end of the line is right now.”

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  1. yestreday i walked by the police station, saw a bilboard 10,000 euro’s reward for a man harassing women in the park so i walked in and said, i’ll be your man…

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