Missing Person’s Bulletin! – LOL

Mrs. Upsala Salami left home yesterday and took the number 5 bus at Highgate, London. She got off at Piccadilly and has not been seen since. If you’ve seen Mrs. Salami(photo included), please contact the nearest police station. Distinguishing features(according to Mr. Salami): Height: adequate Hair colour: none of your business Colour of the eyes: […]