Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body!

But… they should definitely come attached to someone.

And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex.

Did I forget anything, Lord?

Hah! This someone should be human, Lord!

And alive, Lord!

Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, that is, Lord)

Please, Lord, no tomfoolery when it concerns the sending of the boobies, Lord!

This is NOT a SPAM-message, Lord!

Amen, Lord.

From Gothic Pandemic