Hooter Prayer! – LOL


Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body!

But… they should definitely come attached to someone.

And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex.

Did I forget anything, Lord?

Hah! This someone should be human, Lord!

And alive, Lord!

Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, that is, Lord)

Please, Lord, no tomfoolery when it concerns the sending of the boobies, Lord!

This is NOT a SPAM-message, Lord!

Amen, Lord.

From Gothic Pandemic
From Gothic Pandemic

Published by raburcke

I am a comedy writer, oil painter and the founder of this site. Do join me and we will make it a place that everyone will be happy to visit.

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