The Art of Maasai


Originally posted on On Lake Victoria:
Maasai by Samuel Susumo 2012 The fascination with Maasais appears as widespread amongst Tanzanians as it is amongst Westerners. Depictions of them are everywhere; in charcoal, oil paint, pastels, wooden sculptures. Always walking abreast, their Pangas at angles away from their bodies, their earlobes swinging as they walk. Some…

Grandmas Are Great! – LOL


From thundersex on ExperienceProject.com:   A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. […]

Hooter Prayer! – LOL


Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body! But… they should definitely come attached to someone. And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex. Did I forget anything, Lord? Hah! This someone should be human, Lord! And alive, Lord! Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, […]

Official: Swaziland witches can’t fly above 150 meters!


From UPI.com: Swazi witches flying on broomsticks will have to stay below 150 meters or face  penalties, according to an aviation official. By KRISTEN BUTLER, UPI.com Witches’ broomsticks are apparently  heavier-than-air airborne transportation devices, subject to Swaziland’s  aviation laws. After a private detective was arrested for flying a toy helicopter equipped  with a video camera, […]

Notice to the NSA! – LOL


Dear guardians of the Pizza, In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street  for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a […]

Just Tazing! – Joke


From “funny jokes & pics “: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking […]