The Art of Maasai


Originally posted on On Lake Victoria:
Maasai by Samuel Susumo 2012 The fascination with Maasais appears as widespread amongst Tanzanians as it is amongst Westerners. Depictions of them are everywhere; in charcoal, oil paint, pastels, wooden sculptures. Always walking abreast, their Pangas at angles away from their bodies, their earlobes swinging as they walk. Some…

Grandmas Are Great! – LOL


From thundersex on ExperienceProject.com:   A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. […]

Hooter Prayer! – LOL


Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body! But… they should definitely come attached to someone. And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex. Did I forget anything, Lord? Hah! This someone should be human, Lord! And alive, Lord! Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, […]

Official: Swaziland witches can’t fly above 150 meters!


From UPI.com: Swazi witches flying on broomsticks will have to stay below 150 meters or face  penalties, according to an aviation official. By KRISTEN BUTLER, UPI.com Witches’ broomsticks are apparently  heavier-than-air airborne transportation devices, subject to Swaziland’s  aviation laws. After a private detective was arrested for flying a toy helicopter equipped  with a video camera, […]

Introducing Laurie Cabot!


The white witch extraordinaire from Salem, Massachusetts… From her Facebook page: This is to be a Majickal place for all Witches, Pagans, the new “Wiccans” and all those who want to know more about Laurie Cabot, her Temple, The Craft and the community of Magickal people who reside here. The Temple is a federally recognized 501(c)(3)

Notice to the NSA! – LOL


Dear guardians of the Pizza, In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street  for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a […]

Just Tazing! – Joke


From “funny jokes & pics “: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking […]

How to Send Karmic Thanks and Blessings.


From Gypsy Spirit Wind: Today i feel the need to send this out…this i have sent over and over to my much loved soul friend, with her cancer, i want to tell you the news of this ..Not… serious ..just gone… to an operation to remove her gallbladder , and slight lingering complications, these prayers , etc […]

The Sacred Seven Prayers.


From Gypsy Spirit Wind: O Great Spirit, who art before all else and who dwells in every object, in every person and in every place, we cry unto Thee. We summon… Thee from the far places into our present awareness. O Great Spirit of the North, who gives wings to the waters of the air […]