Wasn’t me, ‘t was the shrub!
KEEP IT DOWN!
Originally posted on On Lake Victoria:
Maasai by Samuel Susumo 2012 The fascination with Maasais appears as widespread amongst Tanzanians as it is amongst Westerners. Depictions of them are everywhere; in charcoal, oil paint, pastels, wooden sculptures. Always walking abreast, their Pangas at angles away from their bodies, their earlobes swinging as they walk. Some…
Don’t they look cute? 😉
… to say “I love you!” From Support For The Elderly:
From I LOVE TO LAUGH!: WHOAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she […]
It’s about time somebody fixed that tear…
A first ever on the internet, here on Ralphie’s Portal:
Beware the MOOooohhh of the alien beasts!!!!
From thundersex on ExperienceProject.com: A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. […]
Yabba yabba! Put it on cruise control…
Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body! But… they should definitely come attached to someone. And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex. Did I forget anything, Lord? Hah! This someone should be human, Lord! And alive, Lord! Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, […]
From UPI.com: Swazi witches flying on broomsticks will have to stay below 150 meters or face penalties, according to an aviation official. By KRISTEN BUTLER, UPI.com Witches’ broomsticks are apparently heavier-than-air airborne transportation devices, subject to Swaziland’s aviation laws. After a private detective was arrested for flying a toy helicopter equipped with a video camera, […]
Dear guardians of the Pizza, In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a […]
Thanks to RickiChickie on Experienceproject.com: .C2C – Happy Ft. D.Martin . Published January 17th 2013 Enjoyyyyy Choreographer: King Charles Dancers (in order of appearance) : Story Basquiat King Charles Kemo Worm Outrage Cedric Gardner Twitter : @C2Cdjs
Hurray for the potatoe… Isn’t it lovely and silent?
The largest and closest full Moon of 2013 will occur on June 23rd. It won’t be this close again during a full Moon phase until August 2014. More info: http://bit.ly/13yHrEs
You tell ’em, Don!
Translation: Did you know that chewing gum thrown on the street looks to birds like pieces of bread. They try to eat it and can not dislodge it from their beaks. No longer able to eat or drink they die a horrible slow death. Stop it, not today but yesterday!
From “funny jokes & pics “: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking […]
But … shucks!
Smiling is good for your health! Neurologically speaking, seeing someone else smile makes you feel better #fact So feel better ❤
Great philosophy from Wi-ccan Together )O(:
I heard this poem in a movie and it moved me to such an extent that I want to share it with you: [I carry your heart with me(I carry it in] By E. E. Cummings 1894–1962 i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my […]
From Spectacular Nature in the World. Firefly Squids Toyama Bay, Japan.
Sad but true…