The Art of Maasai

Originally posted on On Lake Victoria:
Maasai by Samuel Susumo 2012 The fascination with Maasais appears as widespread amongst Tanzanians as it is amongst Westerners. Depictions of them are everywhere; in charcoal, oil paint, pastels, wooden sculptures. Always walking abreast, their Pangas at angles away from their bodies, their earlobes swinging as they walk. Some…

Grandmas Are Great! – LOL

From thundersex on   A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a Nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. […]

Hooter Prayer! – LOL

Lord, I would like to specify that they should not, I repeat NOT be attached to my body! But… they should definitely come attached to someone. And… that this someone should be of the opposite sex. Did I forget anything, Lord? Hah! This someone should be human, Lord! And alive, Lord! Preferably non-artificial, Lord!(the boobies, […]

Official: Swaziland witches can’t fly above 150 meters!

From Swazi witches flying on broomsticks will have to stay below 150 meters or face  penalties, according to an aviation official. By KRISTEN BUTLER, Witches’ broomsticks are apparently  heavier-than-air airborne transportation devices, subject to Swaziland’s  aviation laws. After a private detective was arrested for flying a toy helicopter equipped  with a video camera, […]

Notice to the NSA! – LOL

Dear guardians of the Pizza, In order to facilitate your surveillance, I want to inform you that I shall shortly being heading over to Pedro’s Chili Place on 9th Street  for dinner, where I intend to pay cash. This communiqué is so as not to thwart your tracking of my movements. Should you observe a […]

Just Tazing! – Joke

From “funny jokes & pics “: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking […]