From livingfortoday on Experience Project:
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.” & i chose this bike…..
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice Man… the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you!!
Reply from an engineer:
I am here to tell you that as an engineer, I am highly offended. Why were they walking across campus when he had a bike? God! I hate fake stories!