A now Unclassified Report:
“We have intelligence that tentatively states that a very real member of our government(sic) has allegedly received an unconfirmed sum of money in an undisclosed bank account by an organisation that is so secret as to be officially non-existent. This is of course off the record, but extremely worrisome in its unconfirmedness and would most probably cause the government to fall, if it had not already landed flat on its alleged face.”
I would like to redirect your attention to the I-word at the beginning of this statement(or in the title).
Our reaction: BWAHAHAhahahaha…. LOL… Roflmao, etc.
Such common nonsense is sadly considered normal these days.