Caution: not to be pissed against!
From 1petitegreeneyes on Experience Project: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses […]
Love The Lord of the Rings!
From FB~ Troublemakers: A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ‘Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin’. ‘What?’ said the puzzled groom. ‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; […]
They wouldn’t get it!