Yo Romeo, You Online? – LOL


From Fanpop
From Fanpop

Juliet:

Then: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

Now: Yo , Romeo, you online? Your Daddy’s a rat, unfriend him, heck block the s.o.b.! And if you won’t, you can cuss all you like, but I ain’t having no more Capuchinos with you!

Romeo:

Then: [Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

Now: [Asks a friend] Should I sign off, or should I talk to the bitch?

Juliet:

Then: ‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy: Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What’s Montague?

Now: You call your sorry self The Man? Move out already! You ain’t no man. Where can I find myself a Man?

Then: It is nor hand nor foot, Nor arm nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O be some other name!

Now: You had to put your foot in it again, didn’t you!? Don’t be such a pussy!

Then: What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other word would smell as sweet;

Now: What’s your handle now? Rosy, roflmao!? You can use all the deodorant you want, but you still gotta take a shower!

Then: So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, and for thy name, which is no part of thee, Take all myself.

Now: Rosy(LOL), my ass, you get rid of that handle, you hear! Keep my acne heart… danged autocorrect &%$@#%!! … aching heart, but not with that handle, cause I got an image to keep up and so do you. Do it and you can have me, honey! *poke*

 

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