From thesower on Experience Project.
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog.
The dog nudges the hamster around with his nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
“There” says the vet, “Your hamster is dead.”
Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat.
The cat jumps on to the table and looks at the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking its head.
“It’s definitely dead sir,” says the vet.
Convinced , the man en quires how much he owes.
“That will be a $1000, please.”
“A $1000 just tell me to tell me my hamster is dead,” fumes the man.
“Well,” says the vet, “There is my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan.”