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I’ve never known what I take we understand is writer’s block. I can write well past eternity unless unless unless unless Unless I’m not grabbed by an idea or until I grab hold. And I’m well past midnight-stiff, startled, appalled. That I’ve grabbed hold and shaped and crafted and exulted six hundred six thousand six …

Priest Sipping Vodka – Joke


From http://www.thejokeyard.com/ A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get …

A Blonde in the Woods. – Joke


Beware the Trees! A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. “Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?” The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree …