One day a farmer wrote to his son in prison, “Son I won’t be able to plant my potatoes this year because I can’t dig the holes. I know if you were here, you’d help me.”
The son sent a reply, “don’t even think about diggin them holes pop, cuz that’s where I hid the money.” The police read the letter, and went to the field and dug all over but never found the money.
The next day the son sent another letter, “there pop, plant your seeds. That’s the best I can do without being there.”
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