Do You Give a Rat’s Arse?

Detail of rat tail (Rattus norvegicus) showing...
Detail of rat tail (Rattus norvegicus) showing dermal scutes (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My entrepreneurial mind has come up with an astonishing idea.

I shall sell rats’ arses to be given as tokens of mild interest.

Not the real thing, of course, but a suitable replica.

I shall build a little stand and park my arse outside the theatre.

This might catch on!

No more vulgar throwing of eggs, tomatoes and such, but the polite act of handing to the actors a neatly packaged rodent’s posterior.

An eminently more civilized approach, you must agree!

I shall educate the masses. Just you wait and see.

Published by Revlang

I am a copywriter and I am committed to making our new technologies understandable to the not-so-very-young generations.

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