The stork flew over a town one day, And back of each wing an infant lay; One to a rich man’s home he brought, And one he left at a labourer’s cot. The rich man said, ‘My son shall be A lordly ruler o’er land and sea.’ The labourer sighed, ‘’Tis the good God’s will […]
Daily Archives: November 25, 2012
Dumb, Dumber and… – LOL
Yup!
I wants one! – Wow.
Now that’s a pool!
Software for the Brain! – LOL
What can one say?
Do You Give a Rat’s Arse?
My entrepreneurial mind has come up with an astonishing idea. I shall sell rats’ arses to be given as tokens of mild interest. Not the real thing, of course, but a suitable replica. I shall build a little stand and park my arse outside the theatre. This might catch on! No more vulgar throwing of […]
Enlightened!
Green Northern lights? A reflection bouncing off the sun, of a meadow in the sky? How quaint… Eternal hunting grounds perhaps? Oh, I get it now. The Milky Way with black holes would make for a lovely spotted cow! To solve such mysteries is too easy for a simple soul like mine. My secret to […]
Mental Sleep
Stripped of my comfort, I have no place to sleep. Confused with anxiety, I can only weep. Why did this happen? Oh why is it me? I don’t know what to do, This time, I can’t flee. With no where to run, I think I’ll lay down. Only for a bit, Until the day I’m […]
