Bing apparently has Chinese working for them! Check this out:
~Moa Gow Zeg~
~ ~ Say a guy in a Mini Moa Gow State at the traffic light next to a Rolls Royce.
The driver of the Mini does his window open and calls to the driver of the Rolls: “Hey friend, nice truck. Have your phone in your Rolls? I got one in my Mini! ”
The driver of the Rolls to the Mini and dismissive looks says: “Yes, I have phone.”
The driver of the Mini says: “Cool huh? Besides you also have a refrigerator inside?
I have a refrigerator behind in my Mini! ”
The driver of the Rolls looks a bit bored and says: “Yes I have a refrigerator.”
Driver of the Mini: “that’s crazy man! Hey, you have also tv in your Rolls?
You know, I have a tv in the back of my Mini! ”
The driver of the Rolls now looks very very bored and says: “of course I have tv.
A Rolls Royce is the most luxurious car in the world! ”
Driver of the Mini: “very nice car! Hey, you got there also a bed?
I have a bed in the back of my Mini! ”
The driver of the Rolls is all about the rooie because he has no bed and rushes there off.
He goes directly to the dealer where he gives a bed in the back of his Rolls to command.
The next morning he goes to retrieve his car and the bed looks great.
Satin sheets and copper embellishment. Clearly a bed that belongs in a Rolls Royce.
And so is the driver of the Rolls looking for the Mini.
After the whole day to have around, he sees the Mini are eventually driven in a parking lot with all the Windows on the inside herds.
He get off his Rolls and knocks on the window of the Mini.
But he gets no response.
He remains on the Windows of the Mini knocking and finally crosses the owner his head soaking wet outside.
“I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls,” says the driver of the Rolls arrogant.
The driver of the Mini looks at him and says: “Man, you should get out of the shower for me?!?! (Translated by Bing)