Your Yearly Dementia Test! – LOL


English: Bricks in a wall.

From  deleted on Experience Project:

It’s that time of year to take  our annual senior
Citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is  as important as exercise of
The muscles. As we grow older,  it’s important to keep
Mentally alert. If you don’t use it,  you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
Non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to  determine if you’re
Losing it or not. The spaces below are so  you don’t
See the answers until you’ve made your answer. 
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1.  What do you put in a toaster? 

Answer: ‘bread.’ If  you said ‘toast,’ give up now and
Do something else.
Try  not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
Question 2. 

2. Say ‘silk’  five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do
Cows drink? 

Answer: Cows drink  water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t
Attempt the next question.  Your brain is
Over-stressed and may even overheat. Content  yourself
With reading a more appropriate literature such as
Auto World. However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to
Question  3.

3. If a red house is made from red  bricks and a blue
House is made from blue bricks and a pink  house is
Made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
Black brick s , what is a green house made from? 

Answer: Greenhouses are  made from glass. If you said
‘green bricks,’ why the hell are  you still reading
These???
If you said ‘glass,’ go on to  Question 4.

4. It’s twenty years ago,  and a plane is flying at
20,000 feet over Germany (If you will  recall, Germany
At the time was politically divided into West  Germany
And East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two
Engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
Remaining  engine is also failing, decides on a crash
Landing procedure.  Unfortunately the engine fails
Before he can do so and the  plane fatally crashes
Smack in the middle of ‘no man’s land’  between East
Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury  the

Survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man’s
Land?

Answer: You  don’t bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you’re a  dunce and you
Must stop. If you said, ‘You don’t bury  survivors’,
Proceed to the next question. 

5.  Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus
From London  to MilfordHaven in Wales . In London , 17
People get on the  bus. In Reading , six people get
Off the bus and nine people  get on. In  Swindon,  two
People get off and four get on. InCardiff, 11 people
Get  off and 16 people get on . InSwansea, three
People get off and  five people get on. In Carmathen,
Six people get off and three  get on. You then arrive
At Milford Haven.
What was the  name of the bus driver? 

Answer: Oh, for crying out  loud!
Don’t you remember your own name? It was YOU!! 

Now pass this along to all  your friends and pray they
Do better than  you.
PS:  95% of people fail most of the  questions!! 

Published by raburcke

I am a comedy writer, oil painter and the founder of this site. Do join me and we will make it a place that everyone will be happy to visit.

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