From vector8 on Experience Project. Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was […]
Houston, we have lift-off!
Bedtime story for puppies.
From “funny jokes & pics “ I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside down on the ceiling and […]
‘t Wasn’t me!
Still missing the belly!
From DinahMoeHumm on Experience Project. December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma MosesPrint. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. […]
One of the most amazing road trips in the world – The Atlantic Road through Norway.
How uncivilized of him.
Beautiful. Portrait of Amy Winehouse by famous artist Marlene Dumas acquired by National Portrait Gallery! Read more: http://artsation.com/en/journal/editorial/amy-blue-portrait
Look, over there, a very short woman! But when she walks towards me, she grows larger and larger with each step. I grow scared and hide my head and pray, until one humongous finger from this female giant taps my feeble frame. I peek up and there she is, all shrunk to normal size. How strange! […]
Yes I am!
Two eight-year-old children are having a chat. The boy says: “What are you gonna ask Santa?” The girl says she’s definitely gonna ask for a Barbie doll. Then the boy goes: “I’m gonna ask Santa for a Tampax.” “What’s that?” asks the girl. The boy answers: “I haven’t got a clue, but on TV they […]
“People Repair Shop” Everyone dressed in white, all sterile and efficient. Number, please? No name! Conveyor belt admission, one surgeon, then the next. Would you like a kidney? Go then, they’re on sale. Two for the price of one. Don’t need one, have one just the same! Zip ‘m up and, Next! Out the door, […]
The stork flew over a town one day, And back of each wing an infant lay; One to a rich man’s home he brought, And one he left at a labourer’s cot. The rich man said, ‘My son shall be A lordly ruler o’er land and sea.’ The labourer sighed, ‘’Tis the good God’s will […]
Now that’s a pool!
What can one say?
My entrepreneurial mind has come up with an astonishing idea. I shall sell rats’ arses to be given as tokens of mild interest. Not the real thing, of course, but a suitable replica. I shall build a little stand and park my arse outside the theatre. This might catch on! No more vulgar throwing of […]
Green Northern lights? A reflection bouncing off the sun, of a meadow in the sky? How quaint… Eternal hunting grounds perhaps? Oh, I get it now. The Milky Way with black holes would make for a lovely spotted cow! To solve such mysteries is too easy for a simple soul like mine. My secret to […]
Stripped of my comfort, I have no place to sleep. Confused with anxiety, I can only weep. Why did this happen? Oh why is it me? I don’t know what to do, This time, I can’t flee. With no where to run, I think I’ll lay down. Only for a bit, Until the day I’m […]
Absolutely love it, but … I’m afraid of heights!
Where do I apply for membership to the human race?